Cowlitz Bottomfeeder
Life of the Party
This is America. Damn the rattlesnakes and wild Indians. Damn the sharks and man eating orcas. Live your life and accept the risks. The Oregon Trail is littered with the bones of the weak and the unlucky.I was warned that there are dangerous sharks and orcas off Whidbey, so I never go SRC fishing. Now you tell me there are dangerous rattlers lining the banks of the St Joe, so I can't go cutthroat fishing over there now, too.I'm sad for me.
In order to be successful here, you need to research a few concepts. Including: “Hold my beer and watch this”. “ Them that dies be the lucky ones.” Manifest Destiny. And don’t neglect to watch the Jackass movies.
The problem with this country is we killed off most of the people who made it interesting.
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