The boat ramp winner...

[Josh]

Can someone explain what is going on here? Why in the world would anyone, even drunk, think this was a good idea?

Florida is a hell of a state.

 

[PhilR]

Missing or broken bow strap? The Miami boat ramp channel has endless examples of similar

 

[krusty]

Neckbeard didn't even drop his cigarette.

 

[Paige]

Thats a new technique to rub one out utilizing the winch roller.
Caution should be used though, as pinching and or castration may occur!

 

[Jim F.]

I am speechless . . .

 

[_WW_]

I like it. Other boaters out there should be safe for awhile, and quite possibly his breeding days are over.

 

[Sam Roffe]

Surprised that guy could still walk.

 

[Evan B]

Driver went full send. Respect.

 

[Billy]

A lot to digest....

 

[iveofione]

The horrors of a single digit IQ...

 

[FinLuver]

Another “Hold my Beer Moment” brought to you by Bud Light.
Ya see…We did get it right.

 

[Old406Kid]

He definitely took one for the team.

 

[Buzzy]

He definitely took one for the team.

I bet the boys were hurting (after he sobered up).

 

[Phil K]

Stupid should always hurt that bad; it would make the world a better place.

 

[Mossback]

Florida Man....

 

[HauntedByWaters]

Too drunk to ask for help when the winch or strap are busted? Kids, don’t get too drunk to ask for help.

 

[Ron McNeal]

He definitely took one for the team.

..........or, most likely, two.................

 

[krusty]

Hopefully this little escapade rules out any of his future contributions to the human gene pool.

 

[Guy Gregory]

If you’re gonna be stupid, you gotta be tough….

 

[kmudgn]

Its Florida, I would expect nothing else