NFC West Draft Grades
Arizona : Who fucking cares, Midget QB guiding a going nowhere franchise cpmprised of desert dwelling bottom feeders with a bad case of valley fever. Fan base is all out of towners. Never won a Super Bowl, never going to either. Draft picks eyeing the border as the quickest way out of town. DHS helping them leave as a humanitarian gesture.
C-
Lambs: Lol...draft picks are currently stuck in traffic in their Ubers while breathing smog on the way to getting a soy latte and a vegan burrito to celebrate last years (via the 5th tiebreaker) division title. Have no actual fans in their entire state, and the fans they do have are old men in retirement communities with golf carts for transportation and webaring white Costco tennis shoes.
C-
FortyWhiners: Irritating team, irritating coach, irritating fans. Worst draft of the entire league, only thing saving them from certain doom was not picking that Sanders kid...but they were tempted. Big on drafting short dudes for defense.
Still talking about Joe Montana and the catch.
D-
Seahawks: Got what they needed, picked up some good solid prospects, Safety pick was as good as a first round pick. Widely accepted to be as fine a draft as there was in the entire league. Never gave Sanders a look. Best fans in the NFL.
Rave green uniforms scare opponents into false starts and fumbles.
A-
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