Thanksgiving Gathering Poll question (non political)

Which way does the "dangle flap" go?

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Shawn Seeger

Shawn Seeger

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So, since we're all at peace now because the elections are over and we will not have much to talk about... and again because we don't necessarily always know those we are close to.

I know over the last couple years I have realized my dad now is not the same man I grew up thinking I knew, he puts the silverware away wrong. Haha

And I have been running polls at our weekly community coffee get together... Just to start discussion and get some laughs...this was a good one.

When or if you use an "ass gasket" at a public restroom, does the dangle flap go at the back (tank/wall side) or in the front (by your knees)?

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At the back
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At the front

(Since not all of us are visual learner's)

Happy Thanksgiving to you all, from my thinking room!
 
Time to flush this topic down; clock-wise in the Northern hemisphere, the opposite in the Southern hemisphere..
 
As a former Pipefitter/Plumber, I still have a strong aversion to flushing anything other than excrement & toilet paper down the porcelain throne, so I have perfected the "hover."
 
If one is the least bit sweaty, the paper will stick to skin and lift up as one rises upon completion, carrying poo water with it, creating a situation that is far grosser than going skin-seat directly. Therefore I decline the use of ass gaskets.
 
If I remember I tried one once ,and it didn't go well . :poop: I seldom use a bathroom away from home where one would be necessary . But as Jim F has pointed out the hover works .
 
Wow, you must have some serious digestive problems. I'm good for a morning dump and that's it. I would venture to guess that my travels have vastly exceeded yours (unless you've lived overseas a quarter of your life and have 50+ countries checked off your list), so your contention is incorrect on the face of it.
 
Zak said:
I don't use them. Whatever doesn't kill me makes me stronger.
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After years of shitting in the woods and minimally maintained USFS outhouses my ass has established a pathogen based ecosystem that will kill off any and all toilet seat intruders.

Hover shitters are the only reason such ass-gaskets even exist.

It is, however, hilarious to watch some old fart walking around with the damn thing sticking out of the back waist of their pants or stuck to the bottom of their shoe.
 
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One of the few things I've been both completely indifferent to and deeply thankful for, depending on local conditions.
 
krusty said:
Hover shitters are the only reason such ass-gaskets even exist.
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You mean I should be getting kick-backs or stock options?
 
Shawn Seeger said:
It is just a way to have a fun conversation with other... here was today's coffee poll.... what your favorite cake or pie?
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Pie: probably strawberry/rhubarb pie or maybe apple pie but then there's German chocolate cake with rocky road icing........... I remember a few really good cherry pies with a big scoop of ice cream.

Tab to the rear on the first poll but I haven't used one for years.
 
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