Sounds like a good first experience. I had one the other day, my second of the year, that I think didn’t go so well for the officer…because I’m an idiot.
Here’s how it went:
Scene: 5 am, hours before dawn, MA 9 beach:
Stranger: Mornin’, you fishing?
Me: Ha, yeah. Not catching, though.
Stranger: What are you trying to catch?
Me, wanting to fish and not talk with a stranger who is in my back cast, but deflecting with humor:
“At this point, anything. Minke whale, seagull, coconut…“
Stranger: Coconut?
Me: “Oh, sure. Folks spot them from time to time around here. There’s this one guy who…”
Stranger: What about salmon?
Me: “Yeah, lots of folks spot them too.”
[It was at this time that it dawned on me that that was a lot of questions for a stranger to be asking. Also, at 5 am, there aren’t usually any strangers at this beach, let alone female strangers.]
Me, really looking at the person for the first time, seeing the uniform: “Oh, you’re fish and wildlife?”
Officer: Yeahp. What’re you doing out here so early? Do you have your license on you?
Me, reaching down into my pants inside my waders: “Well, here comes the hard part.”
Officer: Sir?
Me: “Hold on, It’s hard.”
*grunting as my hand snakes between body and wading belt to get to my wallet in my front pants pocket*
Officer: Sir?!
Me: “Huh? Oh. ooh! No, sorry. It’s just tight in my pants because I’ve got my water…wader! pants on over my school pants. Wader pants! Waders! I wear my waders in water so I guess they are water pants. My water wader pants keep me dry so I can go to school later.”
Officer: You go to a school?!
Me: “Yeah, I’ve been at [redacted] high school for years. We’re starting to talk about graduation already, can you believe it? I’m excited! I might get to go to the ceremony this year…”
Officer: Would you sign your license please?
From there the interaction was pretty much over, thank goodness.