"Official" 2022 Mariner's Bitch Thread

[Dr. Magill]

Haters gotta hate
I don’t know Stoney but he’s probably a good dude

 

[Mossback]

Haters gotta hate
I don’t know Stoney but he’s probably a good dude

I don't know if I'd go that far...
The 'BakedHake' is the 'King of The Beach' though...

 

[Stonedfish]

I'm sorry, I must have misread the thread title.
I could have sworn it was the "Official" 2022 Mariners Hate Thread.....
SF

 

[Mossback]

 

[Dr. Magill]

Shit
1995
Pretty pathetic

 

[Divad]

Shit
1995
Pretty pathetic

Hmm, not the sad emoji, it’s belittling, not the mad face because I’m stronger than that. Here’s my “I’m disappointed” thumbs down

 

[cedarslug]

In M's fashion, they make the opponents bullpen look like aces, and some triple A player look like Mike Trout. Big yikes

 

[Old Man]

I've decided that they really suck. That dude that won has a 8.10 era. They look like they don't want to connect the bat with the ball. It might sting and they have turned into pussies.

 

[Divad]

Fastball thrown center, home run.
Cutter hung dead center, home run.
Fastball high, home run.

All one inning. Thanks Marco.

 

[Long_Rod_Silvers]

Fastball thrown center, home run.
Cutter hung dead center, home run.
Fastball high, home run.

All one inning. Thanks Marco.

Thought you were talking Haniger and JK for a second

 

[Old Man]

Fastball thrown center, home run.
Cutter hung dead center, home run.
Fastball high, home run.

All one inning. Thanks Marco.

Every time he pitches I cringe. He's good for 2 innings then after that he dishes up the home run ball. He would make a better middle reliever than a starter. He has killed more stretches than I do.

 

[Gyrfalcon22]

I bet Rick Rizz's gray frosted toupee that 21 years down the road they will be playing the "2022 playoff drought ending" clip of a walkoff hit by pitch or balk tape trying to remember the last time Mariners "Made it in"! Or, Mariners will lose and back in from another loss by Baltimore.

After the Cubs finally won the WS again who cared anymore there?

 

[Old Man]

Shit
1995
Pretty pathetic

Was that the year that they won 116 games and blew it in the Play offs ?

 

[Long_Rod_Silvers]

I bet Rick Rizz's gray frosted toupee that 21 years down the road they will be playing the "2022 playoff drought ending" clip of a walkoff hit by pitch or balk tape trying to remember the last time Mariners "Made it in"! Or, Mariners will lose and back in from another loss by Baltimore.

After the Cubs finally won the WS again who cared anymore there?

I'll take that bet. Rizz's toupee would make a wonderful addition to my mariners souvenir collection.

 

[Stonedfish]

Was that the year that they won 116 games and blew it in the Play offs ?

2001

 

[Billy]

 

[onefish]

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Seems like you Mariner fans got it wrong!

 

[Gyrfalcon22]

Happy for Mariners fans. When you wait that long and punctuate it with a walk off HR? Well done. Tip of the cap to you all!

 

[Doublebluff]

That was a great scene. Good for them.

 

[Divad]

I yelled one heck of a “Let’s go Mariners” at 930pm last night in the backyard. Some random house down the way gave me one back.

Truly an electrifying thing for Ms fans!

Glad I don’t have to use the longest drought stat line anymore.