Needed….yard maintenance person

[Bambooflyguy]

Looking for a new yard maintenance person…..I just fired the last one. Last frickin time that 68 year old asshole is mowing our yard! Got tired of his excuses like the fish are bitting…..and I caught him drinking on the job!!

 

[Mossback]

My Hero....


The yard guy, not you.

 

[Fourbtgait]

Looking for a new yard maintenance person…..I just fired the last one. Last frickin time that 68 year old asshole is mowing our yard! Got tired of his excuses like the fish are bitting…..and I caught him drinking on the job!!

Meaning your wife fired you for those reasons?

 

[Bambooflyguy]

My birthday is tomorrow…..think about it……

 

[Zak]

My birthday is tomorrow…..think about it……

So you are going to replace "that 68 year old asshole" with a 69 year old? You might run into the same issues re 'gone fishin' and drinking on the job!

Happy early birthday!

 

[troutstalker]

Happy early Birthday, Steve!

 

[Jim F.]

Happy Birthday.

 

[Canuck from Kansas]

Happy birthday sir!!!

 

[SculpinSwinger]

Happy Birthday !

 

[Bambooflyguy]

Thanks all!! Fishing first then celebrating birthday dinner at Sunfish Seafood at Alki!

 

[Phil K]

Do they serve Crown at Sunfish?

Happy Birthday Steve!

 

[Salmo_g]

I didn't get it at first. I was going to chime in with, "I want my Mexican back!" He keeps getting deported, meaning I have to mow the lawn my own damn self. Which does interfere with fishing, dammit! Happy birthday!

 

[JimTravers¤£a!!Travers]

They hired a ANGRY GORILLA at the church down the street. Brought it in from some animal sanctuary and ploppled it in a CAGE ON THE LAWN!!! IT TORE UP THE GRASS!!!! IT BEAT ITS CHEST AND TORE UP THE GRASS!!!! Then they gave it meat.

Now it's just durt no grass left!!

 

[Bambooflyguy]

Gorilla not need here Jim……

 

[Roper]

Looking for a new yard maintenance person…..I just fired the last one. Last frickin time that 68 year old asshole is mowing our yard! Got tired of his excuses like the fish are bitting…..and I caught him drinking on the job!!

Was he drinking Crown?

 

[Bambooflyguy]

Was he drinking Crown?

Yes….caught him red handed in my stash!