I didn’t know where else to put this. There really isn’t anything humorous about this aside from maybe its pure ridiculousness.
Broadway decided it would be a good idea to take the film “The Lost Boys” and convert it into a stage musical. This is as repugnant as it is unacceptable. Is nothing sacred? There are few things in this cold, dark world that I despise more than a musical. I imagine the person(s) that came up with idea just said “Hey! Let’s take a perfectly good movie and ruin it every 10 minutes.” What’s next? The Exorcist: The Musical? A musical is the audible/visual equivalent of having a frozen dish towel slowly pulled through your urethra.