NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[Dloy]

"There's a bathroom on the right"
Creedence

I’m pickin’ up good vibrations, she’s giving me her citations”
Beach Guys

 

[SilverFly]

OK, if we're doing mis-heard Bee Gee's, this one is off the charts weird - and yet, can't help but laugh.

 

[Breck]

Johnny Nash
I can see clearly now, Lorraine is gone

Creedence
"Who'll stop Lorraine?"

Toto
"I guess Lorraine's down in Africa"

...Seems like Lorraine really gets around...

 

[Dloy]

“I'm in the mood for love
Simply because you're near me
Funny butt, gee you have a funny butt.”
Johnny Mathis

 

[Jim F.]

And the classic Kentucky Headhunters
Well let's all go, down to do Miss Walker

 

[Rainforest Gump]

Slow walking Walter, fire engine sky.
-Deep Purple

 

[Wayne Kohan]

Hold me closer, tie me down sir
- Elton John

 

[_WW_]

I'm just a whiner for a heart of gold.
It's such a fine whine, and it's my whine.

Neal (The Whiner) Young

 

[Mossback]

 

[wanderingrichard]

I posted the original songwriter not the cover band.

Oh realllyyyy? Thanks for giving me a reason to kill some time

 

[wanderingrichard]

Hold me closer, tie me down sir
- Elton John

Ha! He might like that.

 

[Vagabond]

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HEADQUARTERS!

 

[Vagabond]

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Appropriate Signage above that aluminum trashcan.

 

[mark wlker]

When I was a child, my parents spanked me.
Now I suffer from a psychological condition known as "Respect for Others".

 

[G_Smolt]

 

[Mossback]

 

[Mossback]

 

[wanderingrichard]

Did we just see the metamorphosis of 80's Valley Girls?

 

[Bambooflyguy]

 

[G_Smolt]