NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[G_Smolt]

 

[Jim in Anacortes]

"I always just thought if you see somebody without a smile, give 'em yours!"... Dolly Parton

 

[Mossback]

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Dloy]

 

[G_Smolt]

 

[Bambooflyguy]

 

[Jim in Anacortes]

The baby shark asked his father "Why do we spend so much time circling the human before we eat him?"
He answers. "They taste better after they crap"

 

[Breck]

I can’t stop messing with these text scammers.

…Oddly enough, that’s the last I’ve heard from Ol’ Jack.

 

[G_Smolt]

 

[Shawn Seeger]

So things just don't translate right... Scotland

 

[Mossback]

 

[iggie]

That idea had to come from guys on barstools at closing.

 

[Snopro]

That idea had to come from guys on barstools at closing.

80's kids who watched KITT on Knight rider.

 

[wanderingrichard]

That is nuts...

 

[up2nogood]

As a kid being raised in northern Montana , we used to go to those figure 8 races on a dirt track ,old beater cars . Some of my dad's friends raced in them ,pretty crazy stuff also . But that first to park on the trailer is about as crazy as it gets .

 

[G_Smolt]

 

[Mossback]

This week in Florida...

Woman faces felony charge after investigation into alleged sexual activity with dog

The investigation began after detectives learned of social media posts alleging a woman had engaged in sexual activity with a pet dog, the sheriff’s office said

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Florida mom and son charged with incest after having sex "about 100 times," sheriff says

Florida deputies investigating a domestic dispute arrested a mother and her adult son on incest charges after authorities said they admitted to having sex.

www.cbsnews.com

Man Arrested For Felony In Fart Attack

SEPTEMBER 17--A Florida Man is behind bars on a felony domestic battery charge for allegedly strangling his girlfriend after she “asked him not to fart in bed,” according to an arrest affidavit. Poli

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