NFR Humor (No political jokes)
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Non-fishing related
wanderingrichard
Life of the Party
it's the 1st one. and use proper punctuation if you want to be professional.
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Not to be too picky, but you're a professional only if you get paid for it... otherwise you're an amateur!
A man and his nagging wife were on a holiday in Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife died.
The mortician told the man, “You can ship her home for $5,000 or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for only $150.”
The man thought about it for a minute, then decided he would have her shipped home.
The mortician asked the man, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home when she could be buried here in Jerusalem for only $150?”.
The man replied, “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance”.
The mortician told the man, “You can ship her home for $5,000 or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for only $150.”
The man thought about it for a minute, then decided he would have her shipped home.
The mortician asked the man, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home when she could be buried here in Jerusalem for only $150?”.
The man replied, “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance”.
I laugh as I sit here with an ice pack on my knee from who knows what.
