NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[Clean Willy]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

everyday gets more real . My quiet friend Arthur Itis keeps talking louder to me as if I can’t hear. Actually I just don’t wanna. 73 end of this month aaarggh!

 

[flybill]

 

[Rainforest Gump]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

everyday gets more real . My quiet friend Arthur Itis keeps talking louder to me as if I can’t hear. Actually I just don’t wanna. 73 end of this month aaarggh!

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Mom would always define her days when we talked on the phone , as good days and bad days. She was way tougher than I am and we both avoid adding medications. Her history with medications was one of side effects. The few I have been prescribed had similar effects . Thank you Mom. We had a lot of laughs those last years hoping she would reach that centennial milestone though. I realize now that complaining seems to help. Thanks again Mom. Humor is definitely where you find it .

 

[Jim F.]

My stock response when folks ask me "How are you today?"

"Great! I woke up breathing again!"

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

My stock response when folks ask me "How are you today?"

"Great! I woke up breathing again!"

We slept the required amount of time.
We are vertical again

 

[Bambooflyguy]

I didn’t do anything at all yesterday…..I didn’t finish so I’m picking up from where I left off today!

 

[flybill]

I didn’t do anything at all yesterday…..I didn’t finish so I’m picking up from where I left off today!

I started a week ago and am still picking up where I left off!!

 

[Bambooflyguy]

Obviously you had a bigger job Bill!

 

[Dloy]

My stock response when folks ask me "How are you today?"

"Great! I woke up breathing again!"

My stock answer: “Near perfect and improving.”

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

My stock answer: “Near perfect and improving.”

“Okay” is by definition a moving target, so it works for me

 

[Mossback]

My stock response when folks ask me "How are you today?"

"Great! I woke up breathing again!"

Right side of the dirt..

 

[Zak]

 

[flybill]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[up2nogood]

Right side of the dirt..

Or when someone says ,it's good to see you . My response ,it's better to be seen than viewed .

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Or when someone says ,it's good to see you . My response ,it's better to be seen than viewed .

Yeah great to see you too! I’m not under a rose bush yet.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

“ Or when someone says ,it's good to see you.”

I am happy your eye surgery went well.