NFR Humor (No political jokes)
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Fourbtgait
Life of the Party
The new Harley’s are out.
Fourbtgait
Life of the Party
Fourbtgait
Life of the Party
The BACON model!!
That bike iz da shite!
Breck
The Whisk(e)y Dick
I host pub trivia at Washougal Times every Wednesday night. Last night, I did a category on misheard song lyrics. I provided the misheard lyrics and the players would give me the correct lyrics (or close enough). Some of my favorites were:
"How my poo hole aches, with every breath you take" - The Police
"I got my first real sex dream" - Bryan Adams
"Dirty jeans, thunder cheeks. Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep" - AC/DC
"Oh yeah, life goes on. Don't have be afraid of an 11-inch dong" - John Mellencamp
"Jeremy's smokin' grass today" - Pearl Jam
"How my poo hole aches, with every breath you take" - The Police
"I got my first real sex dream" - Bryan Adams
"Dirty jeans, thunder cheeks. Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep" - AC/DC
"Oh yeah, life goes on. Don't have be afraid of an 11-inch dong" - John Mellencamp
"Jeremy's smokin' grass today" - Pearl Jam
You mean those aren't the lyrics?
"Exodus! Moving ganja people." - Bob Marley
"Wrapped up in a douche like a roller in the night" - Bruce Springsteen, made popular by Manfred Mann
Breck
The Whisk(e)y Dick
Yeah, well....mine's funnier.
FinLuver
Native Oregonian…1846
(DISCLAIMER: Hey, it was the 80s and we’re drinkin’…sorry for the vulgarity)
At the clubs in the 80s, we had sung some crowd favorites that the bands adopted…
My Scrotum
It’s my D**k That She Loves
Get Laid, Get F**ked
Can ya guess the correct lyrics, song title, or band??
the debauchery of the 20/30 somethings.
At the clubs in the 80s, we had sung some crowd favorites that the bands adopted…
My Scrotum
It’s my D**k That She Loves
Get Laid, Get F**ked
Can ya guess the correct lyrics, song title, or band??
the debauchery of the 20/30 somethings.
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Breck
The Whisk(e)y Dick
"Then I saw her face....now I'm gonna leave her" - The Monkees
"The girl with colitis goes by" - The Beatles
"Tattoo machines that make me pee" - Metallica
"You made me rice...I made the gravy" _ Billy Joel
"Slow Motion Walter - The Fire Engine Guy" - Deep Purple
"Like a drifter, I was born to wear cologne" - Whitesnake
"Rocketman, burnin' when I pee up here alone" - Elton John
"Let's pee in the corner. Let's pee in the spotlight" - REM
"Let's all goooo down to do Miss Walker" - Kentucky Headhunters
"The girl with colitis goes by" - The Beatles
"Tattoo machines that make me pee" - Metallica
"You made me rice...I made the gravy" _ Billy Joel
"Slow Motion Walter - The Fire Engine Guy" - Deep Purple
"Like a drifter, I was born to wear cologne" - Whitesnake
"Rocketman, burnin' when I pee up here alone" - Elton John
"Let's pee in the corner. Let's pee in the spotlight" - REM
"Let's all goooo down to do Miss Walker" - Kentucky Headhunters
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