NFR Humor (No political jokes)
- Thread starter Buzzy
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Non-fishing related
Jim in Anacortes
Life of the Party
"Did you hear about the guy who invented the Lifesaver? They say he made a mint."
Jim in Anacortes
Life of the Party
My wife and I were happy for twenty five years...and then we met each other.
Breck
The Whisk(e)y Dick
An American tourist was hiking through the Scottish Highlands. He stopped near a stream for a drink. He heard a voice behind him say, “dinnae drink from that. Aht has coo pish an’ shite innit.”
The tourist says “Excuse me, I’m sorry?”
The voice replies in the King’s English, “Use both hands or you’ll spill it.”
The tourist says “Excuse me, I’m sorry?”
The voice replies in the King’s English, “Use both hands or you’ll spill it.”
Jim in Anacortes
Life of the Party
The man who invented Velcro has died. RIP.
Good God!!!
Drinking beer and fly fishing? I don't fish with any fly fishermen that drink beer, unless your a cowboy or cowgirl in Idaho or Montana.
Next your going to tell me that fly fishing is watching a floating bobber, just like you were when you were 4 years old and fishing with your Dad!!!
These days, however, it is "fly fishing" because it is a fly instead of a worm. Oh wait, an "artificial" worm like a San Juan worm IS fly fishing.
It is getting REAL HARD to be SNOOTY when fishing flies THESE DAYS.........
Jim in Anacortes
Life of the Party
"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
A priest is checking in to a hotel. He gets the key from the guy behind the desk, and then turns around and says, very seriously, “I expect that the pornography channel in my room is disabled.”
The clerk looks at him and says “No, it’s just regular porn, you sick bastard”
The clerk looks at him and says “No, it’s just regular porn, you sick bastard”