NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[wanderingrichard]

 

[wanderingrichard]

 

[Rainforest Gump]

 

[Mukman]

Christmas tip: Wrap several empty boxes and put them under the tree.

Every time your child misbehaves, throw one in the fire.

 

[Breck]

Christmas tip: Wrap several empty boxes and put them under the tree.

Every time your child misbehaves, throw one in the fire.

What if you run out of children?

 

[_WW_]

What if you run out of children?

Merry Christmas!!

 

[Zak]

 

[mark wlker]

How does a Scotsman find a sheep in very tall grass?






Delightful.

If Mick Jagger was Scottish, it would have been "Hey, McClould! Get off of my ewe!"

 

[mark wlker]

 

[RCF]

 

[RCF]

 

[RCF]

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[M_D]

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Ha! Real life story time…So a used hcp van I picked up is having some exhaust problems.

A couple outings ago it kinda smelled like someone tracked dog inside….but we found nothing.

Yesterday my wife and I drove it around and the smell got to be awful…the rotten eggs, sulfery smell….had the windows down…the whole bit.

So I started calling the van Rusty after the Seinfeld episode when Kramer fed beano to a Hansom Cab horse

kramer seinfeld rusty at DuckDuckGo

DuckDuckGo. Privacy, Simplified.

duckduckgo.com

and now I get to look into getting a new catalytic converter….still this cartoon made me laugh

 

[Breck]

 

[Brute]

 

[Mukman]

 

[flybill]

 

[Zak]

https://bsky.app/profile/bruces.bsky.social%2Fpost%2F3m7xbouizyc2k

 

[Shawn Seeger]