NFR Humor (No political jokes)
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Non-fishing related
wanderingrichard
Life of the Party
Might just have to be a grandpa costume...
Mukman
Life of the Party
A guy goes into a bar and orders 12 shots of whiskey, and starts drinking them fast, one after another.
The bartender says, “Whoa, why so fast?”
The guy says, “You’d drink fast too if you had what I have!”
Bartender asks, “What have you got?”
Guys says, “Seventy five cents!”
The bartender says, “Whoa, why so fast?”
The guy says, “You’d drink fast too if you had what I have!”
Bartender asks, “What have you got?”
Guys says, “Seventy five cents!”
A guy goes into a bar and orders 12 shots of whiskey, and starts drinking them fast, one after another.
The bartender says, “Jeeze guy, what are we celebrating?”
The guy says, “I just had my first blow job.”
The bartender says, “Well that is pretty special, let me buy you one more.”
The guy says, “No thanks. If 12 shots doesn’t kill the taste, one more won’t help.”
The bartender says, “Jeeze guy, what are we celebrating?”
The guy says, “I just had my first blow job.”
The bartender says, “Well that is pretty special, let me buy you one more.”
The guy says, “No thanks. If 12 shots doesn’t kill the taste, one more won’t help.”