NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[Stonedfish]

 

[Peyton00]

 

[Jacob Watrous]

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Man, people are stupid.

“The incident began when someone called 911 and reported finding a potential improvised explosive device -- a coconut that appeared to have a drilled hole, fuse, and black powder inside.”

 

[Stonedfish]

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I’m very familiar with said explosive coconut….
SF

 

[Jacob Watrous]

I’m very familiar with said explosive coconut….
SF

Recent photo of @Stonedfish at the beach:

 

[Snopro]

Migratory swallows upping their game with IEDs?

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Just had my last Rebound physical therapy session yesterday- so…

Tired and feeling like I have been hit by a truck...a small one though like a 74 Datsun or maybe a Toyota Hilux...or maybe a car like a 71 Pinto or Vega or even a Pacer...cuz I'm still walkin'

 

[Breck]

Q: What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?



A: Mick Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "'ey MacLeod, get offa mah ewe!!"

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Buzzy]

 

[SilverFly]

He is creating Far Side comics again but I don’t see that he’s re-entered syndication.
Try this for a sample:

The Far Side Comic Strip by Gary Larson - Official Website | TheFarSide.com

Visit the official online home of The Far Side comic strip by Gary Larson for your daily dose of Gary’s classic cartoons.

www.thefarside.com

Awesome. Thanks for posting!

 

[Mukman]

I’m never going bungee jumping.

I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I’m not going out because of one.

 

[Buzzy]

 

[JudyM]

 

[JudyM]

 

[JudyM]

 

[Buzzy]

Ran when parked

 

[Buzzy]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[FinLuver]

Ran when parked

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Better than a stick in the eye…