NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

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This is someones mom

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Mossback]

Tuesday....
One or the other I guess...

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Mossback]

I’m tired of people making jokes about the Rapture.

They’re talking about it like there’s no tomorrow

 

[Breck]

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Tuesday....
One or the other I guess...

If I could afford it, I'd get 100,000 blow-up sex dolls, fill them with helium, and let them all go at the same time.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

If I could afford it, I'd get 100,000 blow-up sex dolls, fill them with helium, and let them all go at the same time.

Solving the population problem?

 

[Canuck from Kansas]

I’m tired of people making jokes about the Rapture.

They’re talking about it like there’s no tomorrow

Well, that was a bust, when is the next one supposed to happen?

 

[Stonedfish]

Well, that was a bust, when is the next one supposed to happen?

The predictions I saw mentioned both 9/23 and 9/24, so we aren’t out of the woods yet and tickets to this big event are still available….
SF

 

[Canuck from Kansas]

The predictions I saw mentioned both 9/23 and 9/24, so we aren’t out of the woods yet and tickets to this big event are still available….
SF

Time zone/international date line issues, make exact date predictions murky - if I'm not around tomorrow, y'all will know why...

 

[Buzzy]

 

[Mossback]

Time zone/international date line issues, make exact date predictions murky - if I'm not around tomorrow, y'all will know why...

Rapturepalooza....

 

[Jim F.]

Did attending the Testicle Festival count? Or was that more akin to a rupture?

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Tis the season…if you can find em’

Ich bin ein Nadellkissen!

 

[Old406Kid]

 

[Mossback]

If I could afford it, I'd get 100,000 blow-up sex dolls, fill them with helium, and let them all go at the same time.

Let them all go... ?
I mean...like ALL of them...?
Every single last one...?

 

[Snopro]

I miss Gary Larson's creativity.

 

[Dloy]

He is creating Far Side comics again but I don’t see that he’s re-entered syndication.
Try this for a sample:

The Far Side Comic Strip by Gary Larson - Official Website | TheFarSide.com

Visit the official online home of The Far Side comic strip by Gary Larson for your daily dose of Gary’s classic cartoons.

www.thefarside.com

 

[Jacob Watrous]

Time zone/international date line issues, make exact date predictions murky - if I'm not around tomorrow, y'all will know why...

You gonna be raiding the parking lots?