NFR Humor (No political jokes)

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Dloy said:
Very good! Could be that a well deserved cocktail is kicking in (after a long drive). Or, that Rio laughed upon reciting, and he’s usually pretty quiet. Moa dog jokes please.
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Okay here's another dog joke

Two women are at a veterinary office. One has a Great Dane and one has a poodle.

The woman with the Great Dane asks the woman with the poodle "why do you have your dog at the vet's office?"

The woman with the poodle says " well, I love my dog, but every time I have my neighbor over for coffee, he jumps up on her leg. I'm going to have him neutered, and hopefully that won't happen anymore".

The woman with the Great Dane says "I have almost the same problem!! Every time I bend over to pick something up around the house, my dog jumps up on my back!"

The woman with the poodle asks " Are you going to have him neutered?"

The woman with the Great Dane says "Nope, I'm just here to have his nails cut"
 
A guy goes in to a market and a woman comes up and says "are you Travis Bille?"

He goes "yeah............"

She says "you're the father of one of my children."

He says "What!?"

"YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY CHILDREN!!"

He thinks for a minute and says "Oh yeah! Oh okay, I remember now! A couple years ago we met at a stag party! I was dressed as the pope and your were dressed like a cheerleader, and we had sex on a pool table, and you stuck a carrot in my ass, and I cleaned up with your skirt. Is that it?"

She says "I'm your son Johnny's sixth grade teacher down at St. Bernadette's"
 
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