NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[Jim F.]

That's just a sorry display.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Nothing like spending a relaxing day, fishing for (the appropriately-named) Sockeye salmon...

Been a long time since I saw or experienced such. This kind of crap is why I gave away all my gear to kids and dug out my eagle claw 7 weight andfocussed on fly fishing since I was about 23… now i am in physical therapy so I can fly fish again. Found out when my right shoulder and base of neck have been getting worse that the xrays I demanded werefrom an old injury 15 years ago- a dislocated shoulder and shoulder socket tear. Getting dry needling treatments.

 

[509]

Nothing like spending a relaxing day, fishing for (the appropriately-named) Sockeye salmon...

Canadians...what can you say.

They were not that violent when I lived there. It was stressful living up there, though.

Wait, I still miss Hockey NIght in Canada, maybe they were that violent!!

 

[Greg Armstrong]

Combat fishing.

 

[wanderingrichard]

Nothing like spending a relaxing day, fishing for (the appropriately-named) Sockeye salmon...

F'ng drunks

 

[Mukman]

I bought a pair of shoes with memory foam insoles.

Now I’ll be able to remember why I walked into the kitchen.

 

[FinLuver]

A bunch of inbred hillbillies…

 

[wanderingrichard]

That's just a sorry display.

Which one, @Jim F. ?

 

[Jim F.]

I thought it was obvious but the fools fighting. Excuse me for not making that clearer for you.

 

[wanderingrichard]

I thought it was obvious but the fools fighting. Excuse me for not making that clearer for you.

There's so many things afterwards it was difficult to follow your meaning. But, yeah that's an embarrassment to humanity

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

the women in my life never liked this or other movies with the masterful concept of sophomoric humor...Perhaps it's a guy thing?

 

[DanielOcean]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

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That that has been a good Idea-that I wished I had entertained … Prilosec addicts should see this.

 

[FinLuver]

The void between my ears is never a quiet one… just sayin’

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Mukman]

There are 2 types of people in this world: those who can't relax when there are dishes in the sink and those who don't even notice them.

And they end up marrying each other.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

There are 2 types of people in this world: those who can't relax when there are dishes in the sink and those who don't even notice them.
And they end up marrying each other.

I have always the first type and paying for it

 

[Mukman]

My wife and I are trying role playing in the bedroom.

Her favorite is “sexy librarian” where I sit quietly while she reads a book.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

My wife and I are trying role playing in the bedroom.

Her favorite is “sexy librarian” where I sit quietly while she reads a book.

Jeanne’s role is to tell me how quickly I fall asleep. It apparently is something I am highly skilled at.

 

[Buzzy]