NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

'Splains why ladies kept putting me back . . .

I have been at the edge of unattractive for some time and financially questionable. But I do have great hair so I could always find a hair beautician. But then I could never go out in public.

 

[Mossback]

 

[Buzzy]

 

[Shawn Seeger]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Someone stole my antidepressants, I hope they are happy

 

[Mukman]

Cars these days have too many gadgets.

I tried to reverse, and it played a video of someone getting run over by a car.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[FinLuver]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Buzzy]

 

[FinLuver]

 

[Mukman]

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place.

For instance, the coffee shop I’m in is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to a different restaurant.

 

[mark wlker]

 

[Jim in Anacortes]

Sitting on my couch, I heard my wife ask "Do you want chicken or salmon for dinner tonight?" It turned out that she was talking to the cat.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Running into a stationary object can be painful according to a recent pole

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Life is a carousel. Round and round up and down. I am so dizzy now.

 

[Shawn Seeger]

 

[Shawn Seeger]

I am thinking of taking my "Homesteading" wife on a hike in Yellowstone soon... haha

 

[JudyM]