NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[Mukman]

I was watching a show called “Five Ways to Avoid Shark Attacks” and was surprised that “stay out of the water” wasn’t one of them.

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Mukman]

A door to door salesman rings the doorbell.

A twelve year old boy with a cognac in one hand and a cigar in the other answers the door.

The salesman asks, “Are your parents home?”

Kid answers, “What do you think?”

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

A buoy named Sue

 

[Dloy]

Well probably the simplest photoshop, but I like it.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Well probably the simplest photoshop, but I like it.

I have some not so simples from over 30years ago. And though I think they are funny… we will leave it at that. Skills are use it or lose it but then we all are familiar with that aren’t we?

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

I see a decline in 33 years, even if text messaging from a throne.

 

[Mukman]

The word “Queue” is ironic.

It’s just the letter Q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.

 

[FinLuver]

The word “Queue” is ironic.

It’s just the letter Q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.

It’s cousin the cue messes things up…
And, “what” about que

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Jim in Anacortes]

If you can think of a better fish pun...let minnow.

 

[Jim F.]

I can't think of any that would be up to parr . . .

 

[_WW_]

I don't have any tails either.

 

[albula]

Are you guys finished?

 

[Jim F.]

Not yet. No point in carping about it . . .

 

[_WW_]

We haven't caught all the suckers yet.

 

[Jim F.]

I'm trying but all I come up with are small fry. I reckon I'm just an old muddler.

 

[Herkileez]

If you can think of a better fish pun...let minnow.

Looks like you got a lot of bytes with that ones...(see what I did there?)

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

One good thing about this heat is you can be sure no one is waiting in the backseat of your car to kill you