NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[Mukman]

Sometimes the thoughts in my head get bored and take a stroll out of my mouth.

This is rarely a good thing.

 

[iggie]

Sometimes the thoughts in my head get bored and take a stroll out of my mouth.

This is rarely a good thing.

My Wife laughed a little too hard at this one.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Sometimes the thoughts in my head get bored and take a stroll out of my mouth.

This is rarely a good thing.

Being true to oneself can be risky business.

 

[mark wlker]

No idea why it double posted!

 

[Jim F.]

No idea why it double posted!

'Cuz it's Friday the 13th.

 

[Porter2]

'Cuz it's Friday the 13th.

Friday the 13th II ?

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Jim in Anacortes]

I was giving a lady a ride home last night. She told me she was a magician. She put her hand on my leg..and sure enough...I turned into a motel.

 

[Mukman]

I feel I need to say this:

Putting dead batteries in the junk drawer does not charge them. Putting dead pens back in the junk drawer does not refill them.

 

[Mukman]

I got a new stick deodorant today.

The instructions said “remove cap and push up bottom”.

I’m finding it difficult to walk, but when I fart the room smells lovely.

 

[Mukman]

What I remember from my college logic class:

Cheese has holes.

More Cheese = More Holes
More Holes = Less Cheese
Ergo,
More Cheese = Less Cheese

 

[Old406Kid]

 

[bobduck]

I feel I need to say this:

Putting dead batteries in the junk drawer does not charge them. Putting dead pens back in the junk drawer does not refill them.

Now you tell me..........damn.

 

[Rainforest Gump]

 

[Jim in Anacortes]

My dogs sits at the front door and barks. He doesn't want to go out.....he wants me to leave. (Rodney Dangerfield).

 

[Jim in Anacortes]

My dog has a favorite bone...it's the one in my arm.... I tell you,, I get no respect.

 

[Jim in Anacortes]

My wife told me she wanted to have sex in the backseat of my car. Then she told me she wanted me to drive.

 

[Jim in Anacortes]

I told the cab driver to take me to a cheap whore. He took me to my house.

 

[Jim in Anacortes]

I called my wife and asked her "Have you been faking it when we've been having sex?"..She's says.. "Who is this?".

 

[bobduck]

(more Rodney) My wife always screams during sex....especially when I walk in on her.