NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[Clean Willy]

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Reminds me of an old joke that has lost some of it's, let's say acceptableness?

How many New York City cops does it take to push a suspect down a staircase?

(In my best thick NY accent) None, he tripped....

 

[Dave G]

I got a chance to see The Fireside Theater not too many years back when they came to the Kirkland Performance Center. A stroll down memory lane!

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

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We all have to work on our technique eventually.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

I got a chance to see The Fireside Theater not too many years back when they came to the Kirkland Performance Center. A stroll down memory lane!

Never saw them but did memorize all the records dialog… had to because of an ongoing competition with my geek friends.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Check out this video from this search, Firesign theater Everything you know is Wrong quotes
https://g.co/kgs/RbbLWyt

 

[Dloy]

I was smoking a bit usually when Firesign would come on the radio. I’d often get the last joke midway into the next. It was laughyerass funny stuff, at least with a buzz on.
…. “civilization whoooa!”
Also, had a friend with the alias Nick Danger. Now I know where it came from.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

I was smoking a bit usually when Firesign would come on the radio. I’d often get the last joke midway into the next. It was laughyerass funny stuff, at least with a buzz on.
…. “civilization whoooa!”
Also, had a friend with the alias Nick Danger. Now I know where it came from.

 

[Mukman]

“I think it’s absolutely terrible and disgusting the way Lance Armstrong has been treated. He won 7 Tour de France races while on drugs. That is absolutely amazing.”

“When I’m on drugs, I can’t even FIND my bike.”

-Willie Nelson

 

[Old406Kid]

If this isn't the truth.

 

[Mukman]

These are Schrödinger’s Plates. They are both broken and not broken until you open the door.

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[DanielOcean]

 

[Mukman]

I lost my job at the unemployment office on Friday. My boss said “Clean your stuff out of your desk and I’ll see you in the office on Monday.”

 

[509]

I lost my job at the unemployment office on Friday. My boss said “Clean your stuff out of your desk and I’ll see you in the office on Monday.”

My wife use to work at the unemployment office. Happened to her.

 

[Buzzy]

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Mukman]

My boss pulled up in her brand new Bentley today and I couldn’t help but admire it.

“Beautiful car,” I said as she got out.

“Well,” She said, noticing my envious looks, “If you work hard, put the hours in, make lots of sales, generate some real income, and really strive for excellence, then…..

I’ll have an even better one next year.”

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

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