NFR Humor (No political jokes)

Non-fishing related
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A young couple with a “just married” sign on their car pulls into a remote fishing camp. They talk to the owner and he gives them a cabin which is not close to the others. A few minutes later, the groom comes back to the office and asks to take out a boat for fishing. The owner says “I thought you guys just got married and expected that you would spend more time alone in the cabin”. The groom tells the owner that his wife went a little wild at her bachelorette party and she now has gonorrhea, so he takes the boat out for a while and then returns to the cabin. A few minutes later, he comes back to the dock and the owner says “well, you know there are other things you can do with your new bride”. He tells the owner that they had bad food at the wedding reception and she has diarrhea. He gets in the boat and goes fishing for a short time and then returns to the cabin. He comes back to the dock a few minutes later and the owner says “there is still other stuff you and you wife can do”. The groom tells him that his wife also did not take good care of her teeth and has the gum disease pyorrhea.

The owner says I can’t believe that you married someone with gonorrhea, pyorrhea, and diarrhea. The young groom says "yes, she has all that, but she also has worms and since I like to go fishing it seems like a perfect match".
 
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