NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[Old406Kid]

A lot of women say their husband never listens to them.
I am proud to say I have never heard my wife say that.

 

[Shawn Seeger]

 

[Shawn Seeger]

 

[Shawn Seeger]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Honestly, this was my childhood
(Well before C&H came about!)

Cops actually were called once, when us kids got hold of a mannequin. It involved a large leaf pile and a pitchfork in the front yard...

You set it on fire didn’t you? You could have stopped and just put a makeshift clown nose on it with a chewed up red dog toy, a sixteen penny nail and a hammer

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[flybill]

I think that I want her as my bartender though....

 

[Old406Kid]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

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I meet her in the living room and I know we aren’t gonna work out. I even went to a chiropractor appointment to prepare for it. I told she has to buy me lunch.

 

[Porter2]

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I meet her in the living room and I know we aren’t gonna work out. I even went to a chiropractor appointment to prepare for it. I told she has to buy me lunch.

 

[DanielOcean]

 

[Old406Kid]

 

[flybill]

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I think her name is Karen!

 

[flybill]

 

[cascadian]

 

[Old406Kid]

Not Humor but holy crap!
The Texas DOT Gits-R-Done.

 

[Smokey Bear]

Not Humor but holy crap!
The Texas DOT Gits-R-Done.

 

[Old406Kid]

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I have to wonder if the news crew that filmed this ended up with a few pop knots on their head?

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Not Humor but holy crap!
The Texas DOT Gits-R-Done.

Did they screw thinking it was a dam

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]