NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[wanderingrichard]

I would just get a glass.. I drink a lot of water every day! And how does the snowman prevent him/her/they/them from shocking themselves.. hmmmm...

GFCI circuitry?

 

[Mossback]

Today I learned the average person drops 80-90 curse words a day, about 5 per hour. I also learned I'm above average in something.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Frosty or Olaf?

Good question… who or what is Olaf?

Samuel L Jackson is famous for saying mother***er quite frequently.

knew that but never thought it was funny really i was more curious about the blonde yelling , seen that used over snd over and never really got it either. Humor is you get it or don’t ya want to or ya don’t thing

Today I learned the average person drops 80-90 curse words a day, about 5 per hour. I also learned I'm above average in something.

I now have learned my IQ (Insult Quotient)
Is In the deficiency zone. But I have an excuse that my children grew up and ran away about20-25 years ago. My job was done and I saw no need for it anymore.

 

[Snopro]

i was more curious about the blonde yelling , seen that used over snd over and never really got it either.

Oh, Honeybunny.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Oh, Honeybunny.

? Age is making me dumber, not IQ draining TV shows

 

[Snopro]

IQ draining TV shows

?

 

[Peyton00]

Oh, Honeybunny.

It's not a motorcycle baby ...it's a chopper.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

?

When it dawns on you that you are diminishing what intelligence you once had for watching low brow TV far too long

 

[Peyton00]

That's one of the reasons why it's nicknamed the boob tube.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

That's one of the reasons why it's nicknamed the boob tube.

Better judgement is often replaced by a substitute like FB or X or or … owned and run by a bunch of complete “bastiches”

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

I was just looking at folks ongoing comments about cutting Medicaid Medicare and social programs.

Claudene- Thank God he holds us in his hand
Skip-
Claudene, yeah I wondered about that . I guess my sciatica is God pinching my ass

I reported my smart arsery to Jeanne. She rewarded me with a big laugh. It made my day. Small pleasures, she said

 

[Rainforest Gump]

 

[flybill]

Samuel L Jackson is famous for saying mother***er quite frequently.

Snakes on a Plane! Classic!

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@alpinetrout Is this true? LOL!!

 

[Mossback]

 

[Mossback]

 

[wanderingrichard]

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TMI, TMI !!!

 

[mark wlker]

 

[flybill]

That's one of the reasons why it's nicknamed the boob tube.

You had me at boob...

 

[flybill]

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[Stonedfish]