NFR Humor (No political jokes)
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Non-fishing related
My seven year old grandson brought home a library book "Back to the Future", I just finished reading the book to him and his little sister. I need to watch the movie again, the book was fun!
Rainforest Gump
Life of the Party
DanielOcean
Fart! : )
DanielOcean
Fart! : )
Having considered my own demise, I have decided I would prefer to pass like my grandfather, peaceful and quietly in his sleep.
Not kicking and screaming like everybody else in the car.
Not kicking and screaming like everybody else in the car.
Hopefully, this won't get me in trouble. I have a different sense of humor......
Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher....
She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remember it has an "r" after the first letter."
The entire class says, "Hello Mrs. Prussy."
A few days later the regular teacher is still sick when Little Johnny gets to his desk the teacher asks what her name is.
Johnny thinks hard and the says to the teacher, "I remember it has an "r" after the first letter."
"That's right!" she coaxed.
Then after a few seconds Little Johnny says, "Mrs. Crunt?"
Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher....
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/?f=flair_name:"Walks into a bar"
She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remember it has an "r" after the first letter."
The entire class says, "Hello Mrs. Prussy."
A few days later the regular teacher is still sick when Little Johnny gets to his desk the teacher asks what her name is.
Johnny thinks hard and the says to the teacher, "I remember it has an "r" after the first letter."
"That's right!" she coaxed.
Then after a few seconds Little Johnny says, "Mrs. Crunt?"
No Swedish meatballs for Easter this year!
Rainforest Gump
Life of the Party
Turn off the lights please..
not!