wanderingrichard
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Yeah but it would be better if they were Wagos
NFR Humor (No political jokes)
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Agreed but not everyone is hip to Wagos
Capt Insano Emeritis
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I am brave enough to share my geezer face
East Coaster
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And now back to our regular programming.....
A guy is driving around the back woods and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale".
He knocks on the door and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep" the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says, "So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping, I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running... but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars", the guy says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on Earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the yard."
A guy is driving around the back woods and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale".
He knocks on the door and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep" the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says, "So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping, I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running... but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars", the guy says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on Earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the yard."
Sounds like dog I had once…
Capt Insano Emeritis
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I almost asked if you normally owned dogs more than once.
Capt Insano Emeritis
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Did you ever normally own a dog more than once?
Capt Insano Emeritis
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Have you ever destroyed your “smart” phone because of spellcheck-change?
I’ve come close…once
Capt Insano Emeritis
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My oldest daughter and I were talking tonight. She has a bit of pneumonia and is relaxing so I thought I would get her blood moving. I asked her about her ex husband.
Me: “My stereotyping skills suck”
Lana: “Think all douche bags run together?”
Me: “It makes identification easier but maybe with a large margin of errors.
Me: “My stereotyping skills suck”
Lana: “Think all douche bags run together?”
Me: “It makes identification easier but maybe with a large margin of errors.
Capt Insano Emeritis
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What is a “same dog?”
