NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[MELinOre]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[flybill]

For the ladies.. and the admins..

 

[flybill]

 

[Jim in Anacortes]

A guy sit's down at the bar and orders a beer. The guy next to him has a very large dog at his feet. He says to the guy "Does your dog bite?" The man says "No". So, he proceeds to pet the dog. The dog bites his hand. He says to the guy "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite." The guy just calmly says "Well, that ain't my dog".....this is a joke... but can be used as a guide to wisdom for many of our day to day interactions with people.

 

[albula]

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Don't quit your day job.

 

[mark wlker]

 

[Buzzy]

Groan!! Pat, go to your room along with Mukman and don't come out until you get some material!

 

[Smokey Bear]

What money I have is frozen in blocks of ice in the freezer. After thats gone We have a lot of pickles I have canned after the last few canning seasons.

What is this even supposed to mean?

 

[Brute]

A guy sit's down at the bar and orders a beer. The guy next to him has a very large dog at his feet. He says to the guy "Does your dog bite?" The man says "No". So, he proceeds to pet the dog. The dog bites his hand. He says to the guy "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite." The guy just calmly says "Well, that ain't my dog".....this is a joke... but can be used as a guide to wisdom for many of our day to day interactions with people.

Inspector Clouseau…

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

What is this even supposed to mean?

A dark reference to the current state of leadership and democratic dissolution including the potential horror of not getting a SS check deposit at the end of next week. Not intended to be humorous. In case you had not noticed retired folks have reason for concern especially if their sole source of income is SSA and Medicare. The first and last time I will mention this.

 

[JudyM]

A dark reference to the current state of leadership and democratic dissolution including the potential horror of not getting a SS check deposit at the end of next week. Not intended to be humorous. In case you had not noticed retired folks have reason for concern especially if their sole source of income is SSA and Medicare. The first and last time I will mention this.

You will receive yours, I just received mine, already paid da bills.

 

[Jacob Watrous]

I started a workout routine. I run 20 minutes a day, and if I miss a day I add it to the next day’s workout. I’m strict about it, but it works well.

Tomorrow I’m running for two weeks!

 

[Billy]

 

[Dloy]

Cluck is the new quack.

 

[Peyton00]

I've been paying my neighbor $5 a dozen for the past 7-8 years. She hasn't raised her prices..... yet.

 

[Dave G]

A guy sit's down at the bar and orders a beer. The guy next to him has a very large dog at his feet. He says to the guy "Does your dog bite?" The man says "No". So, he proceeds to pet the dog. The dog bites his hand. He says to the guy "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite." The guy just calmly says "Well, that ain't my dog".....this is a joke... but can be used as a guide to wisdom for many of our day to day interactions with people.

I often used that joke to illustrate an important thing to know about computers... Even though they never lie, they never tell you that you've asked the wrong question.

 

[Mukman]

Got some new ink yesterday!!

 

[Smokey Bear]

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That’s just disgusting.

 

[Jacob Watrous]

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Saw a guy on Jetty Island last summer with an elephant tattooed on his chest. His nipples were it’s eyes and the trunk disappeared into his waistband.

One of those ways nature says “warning: do not touch”.