NFR Humor (No political jokes)

Non-fishing related
After visiting the thread about why fish are swallowing the hook, I found these funnies...
What did the bra say to the hat? Go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.
Where do boobs go to eat. To a breastaraunt.
What do you call the area between two breast implants? Silicon Valley
There are more I bet.
 
bobduck said:
After visiting the thread about why fish are swallowing the hook, I found these funnies...
What did the bra say to the hat? Go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.
Where do boobs go to eat. To a breastaraunt.
What do you call the area between two breast implants? Silicon Valley
There are more I bet.
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.....let's hope not!
 
A man and a woman were sitting next to each other on the plane. The woman sneezed, gently wiped her nose, and then shuddered for 10 or 15 seconds. This went on, over and over.

Finally, the man asked “Is everything alright?”

The woman replied, “I’m very sorry, I have a medical condition. When I sneeze, I have an orgasm.”

The man asked, “Are you taking anything for it?”

She replied, “Yes. Pepper.”
 
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