NFR Humor (No political jokes)

Non-fishing related
I didn’t have chickens last October in our Vancouver yard. But we have a batallian of squirrels . So i scored the beginning of the jacko lantern face and smeared peanut butter in the recesses. Gotta say it woulda worked better is the squirrels had precision tools like beaks. That’s a funny image. And makes me cringe about what could happen to the garden
 
Zak said:
I shudder to think of the amount of paint and aluminum fumes that came from those! Far better was an apple.
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I cooked a couple small kokanee in an empty opened and whittled beer can, over a small camp fire… I could not taste any nuance from the cans interior coating. I would not make a steady diet of it though. Beer consumption was also involved to empty the cans.
 
Arizona bikers were riding South on the US-93 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Hoover Dam Bridge.

So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby..... whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering
kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing like a girl."

It's unclear whether he was pushed or jumped
 
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