NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[Jim in Anacortes]

I will refrain from posting the other 2,000 Rodney jokes, but I do appreciate his humor.

 

[Jim in Anacortes]

" Nothing goes right. I joined gamblers anonymous .......they gave two to one odds that I don't make it."

 

[Jim in Anacortes]

I told my psychiatrist that I might be suicidal....He told me that I would have to pay in advance from now on.

 

[Dloy]

My wife cut me back to twice a month. I shouldn’t complain though. I know some guys she cut off entirely.
RD

 

[Jim in Anacortes]

I called my wife and asked "Have you been faking it in bed?" ...She said "Who is this?"

 

[Jim in Anacortes]

"I'm at the age now,,,,when I meet a woman sixty years old,,,,,,,, And she's too young for me." RD

 

[Mossback]

 

[Mukman]

When we make pizza at home, it’s my wife’s job to shred the cheese.

She’s the gratist.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

A logician’s wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad.

His wife asks impatiently: “So, is it a boy or a girl” ?

The logician replies: “yes”.

 

[Mukman]

Bigfoot sometimes gets confused with Sasquatch,

Yeti never complains.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Bigfoot sometimes gets confused with Sasquatch,

Yeti never complains.

Sheesh! I am not going to aarrgh! You with you about that.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

• In The Complete Far Side Volume Two, artist Gary Larson shared a story from his retirement, in which his confusing style of comedy came back to haunt him.
• According to Larson, upon finding himself confused by an electrician's jargon, the repairman declared that it was " payback " for years of confusing Far Side comics.
• The exchange humorously encapsulates the unique relationship between the audience and Gary Larson, who was notoriously shy about engaging with fans and critics alike.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

From this to this. Thinking about a new hair style…?

 

[Jim in Anacortes]

Marriage .... .it's not a word it's a sentence. RD

 

[Jim in Anacortes]

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. RD

 

[_WW_]

Seen at The Potato Shed.
Behind every warning label there is an awesome backstory.

 

[JudyM]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

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I actually love my Flint brand spatula from the 50’s. No Scandahoovian brand underdesigned hybrid plastic for me.

 

[Trout Trekker]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

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