NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[Smokey Bear]

You guys really sound old with all these pathetic knife jokes. I’ll have a Benchmade in honor of you all.

 

[Porter2]

This knife topic is getting old…..it’s time for a switch!

 

[Mukman]

A disheveled and somewhat unsteady doe staggered out of the woods, and after a moment said,

“That’s the last time I do THAT for two bucks.

 

[FinLuver]

This has a tang to it.

The hilt you say…
I guess ya haft to.

 

[klq@stl]

Sam or I could provide a longer blade if needed???

 

[Jim F.]

I'll take 1 more stab at this. The number of responses has really soared . . .

 

[albula]

I'm out of here. No matter how you slice it this discourse has become dull to the extent that it is now entirely pointless.

 

[Jim in Anacortes]

Just strop it.

 

[Smokey Bear]

Just strop it.

Sorry, you missed the point a few days ago.​

Jim F.​

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Oh just strop it you guys . . .


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[_WW_]

Love the bleeding edge commentary.

 

[FinLuver]

Love the bleeding edge commentary.

As they heal…Picking the scabbards could be fun too.

 

[mark wlker]

C'mon, folks. Cut it out!

 

[Jim F.]

My cousin Eddie believed in packing big knives. Others tried to emulate him, but no one could ever match Eddie although his friend Dirk tried.

 

[Jim F.]

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[smc]

Oh bowie!

 

[Zak]

Oh bowie!

Yeah, Bowie!

 

[albula]

It was just announced that the company that manufactures yard sticks will not make them any longer.

 

[FinLuver]

It was just announced that the company that manufactures yard sticks will not make them any longer.

That doesn’t measure out and must be fake news, as they also make the meter stick.

 

[Mossback]

 

[FinLuver]

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