NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[Mukman]

Last night, I had a nightmare that disco was making a comeback.

At first I was afraid. I was petrified….

 

[Zak]

 

[Old406Kid]

Energy efficient two pole, 4 wire clothes dryer.

 

[_WW_]

Energy efficient two pole, 4 wire clothes dryer.




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Where's the "START" button?

 

[Mukman]

“Jessie’s Girl” was released 43 years ago.

So if she’s still watching him with those eyes, she’s wearing readers. I just know it.

 

[Old406Kid]

Where's the "START" button?

Not sure about the 'Start' button but I still have vivid memories of bringing in board stiff frozen clothes.
The clothesline paired well with the wringer washer we had.

 

[_WW_]

Not sure about the 'Start' button but I still have vivid memories of bringing in board stiff frozen clothes.
The clothesline paired well with the wringer washer we had.

Ours was on the opposite end of the yard from the incinerator. Always had to check for clothes before burning the trash.

 

[bobduck]

Energy efficient two pole, 4 wire clothes dryer.




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Back in Minnesota, Oly and Lena lifted up there house and moved it 2 feet to the West to get the slack out of the clothes line. Ya it's true.

 

[Old406Kid]

Back in Minnesota, Oly and Lena lifted up there house and moved it 2 feet to the West to get the slack out of the clothes line. Ya it's true.

My 94 year old Mom is a 'Minnesotan', grew up on a dairy farm near Rochester, and loves the Oly and Lena jokes. Gotta say that alot of them are pretty darn funny.

 

[bobduck]

My 94 year old Mom is a 'Minnesotan', grew up on a dairy farm near Rochester, and loves the Oly and Lena jokes. Gotta say that alot of them are pretty darn funny.

Just returned from a visit to Minneapolis and Duluth, the place I was born, and had dinner at a great barbecue restaurant called the OMC Smokehouse. OMC stands for Oink Moo and Cluck........go figure.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Clean Willy]

Was talking to my wife this morning and said I want to be cremated.

She made an appointment for Thursday

 

[Fourbtgait]

Was talking to my wife this morning and said I want to be cremated.

She made an appointment for Thursday

What’s the going price?

 

[Jim in Anacortes]

I wrote "I work with animals" on my online dating profile. Women seem to love that...until they find out that I'm a butcher.

 

[Tom Butler]

Energy efficient two pole, 4 wire clothes dryer.




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I like that oversized unit! Mine's just a single. Gotta move the hose before I can hang the rest. Line dried bedding is the best.

 

[Zak]

Dad’s Eyes Well Up At Sight Of Perfectly Packed Cooler

LURAY, VA—Beaming with pride after he slotted the final turkey sandwich into place, local dad Steve Fowler’s eyes reportedly welled up Friday at the sight of a perfectly packed cooler for the family’s weekend trip to the beach. “All the heavy stuff is at the bottom, the beer and soda bottles are...

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[Dave Boyle]

 

[Bonefish Jack]

I like that oversized unit!

That’s what she said …

 

[Mossback]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

A philosopher says to a linguist “What if, instead of periods, women had apostrophes?”

The linguist replied, “They’d be more possessive and have more frequent contractions.”