NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[mark wlker]

Siri, why am I still single?
Because my name is ALEXA!

 

[DanielOcean]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Zak]

 

[iveofione]

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As average as Medocrates was, his twin brother Testacles turned out great. He was really the nuts!

 

[Fourbtgait]

 

[Yard Sale]

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Took me a while to notice this one:

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

A harbinger of things to come, man-buns, earrings, shaved pubes, etc,etc

And a heehive. (Marge Simpson)

 

[joefromchicago]

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Hey! Especially for when you need an uncomfortable place to sit.

 

[mark wlker]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Hey! Especially for when you need an uncomfortable place to sit.

DIY chiro adjustment swing

 

[mark wlker]

 

[joefromchicago]

Three things amusing me today.

The coinciding hatches of the 13-year and 17-year cicadas is something no living human has ever witnessed before in real time and no one living today will live to see again.

Michael Ché , commenting on a post attributed to Robert Kennedy Jr. to the effect that " I would take on five brain worms and still out-debate Biden and Trump!", as "That's the craziest thing anyone's ever said that's probably true."

The Mariner fan who got foul balls on consecutive pitches. Sure, there were only about a dozen people where he was sitting, but still.

 

[joefromchicago]

DIY chiro adjustment swing

Where dad hits the flask while the kids wear themselves out on the playground equipment.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Where dad hits the flask while the kids wear themselves out on the playground equipment.

Dad works for a playground equipment company as a sales rep. I don’t think he likes kids.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

One of Jeannes grandsons working on a chess set

 

[Dave G]

Took me a while to notice this one:

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What other funny portable toilet slogans have y'all seen?
One that comes to mind is "Number one in the number two business"

 

[mark wlker]

 

[JudyM]

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Better than "Transports Milk On Weekends".

 

[Stonedfish]