NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[Porter2]

SNL skit. Nailed it.
I don’t think this has been posted before but if it was I apologize.

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Rainforest Gump]

 

[mark wlker]

My neighbor just walked by with two dogs.

I said "I didn't know you had any dogs."

She said "They're not my dogs, they're my sisters."

I said "Your sisters are very ugly."

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Mukman]

 

[iveofione]

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A harbinger of things to come, man-buns, earrings, shaved pubes, etc,etc

 

[Dloy]

I had an amusing encounter with the “We Dare You To Be Great” pyramid, early 70s. These exact shoes and leisure suits were their uniform. Quite attractive.

 

[Mukman]

Fun fact:

Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the planet Earth in the final few feet thanks to you. Nice job, you.

 

[Mukman]

I went to the doctor today with a suspicious looking mole.

He told me they all look like that and I should have left him in the garden.

 

[bobduck]

 

[Clean Willy]

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Mukman]

Doctor: Well, you have high blood pressure and short term memory loss.

Me: Well, thank goodness I don’t have high blood pressure.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[mark wlker]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

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Ribboning us, huh?

 

[Jim in Anacortes]

I asked "Siri".."Why am I still single?"...my front facing camera turned on.

 

[_WW_]

I had a salad joke.
But I tossed it.

 

[Mukman]

Lying in bed one night, a wife asked her husband “Do you only love me for all the money my father left me?”

Husband says, “Of course not!! I would love you whoever left you the money!”