NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[Mossback]

 

[Jacob Watrous]

Ever wonder what the FJ stood for? Fucking Jackass.

Source: My ex-brother-in-law has one.

 

[Mukman]

“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are songs about the same thing from different perspectives.

 

[Mukman]

The excitement I had going to a party as a teenager is the same excitement I have now when a party is cancelled.

 

[Mossback]

“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.”

–Kurt Vonnegut

 

[Mukman]

There are two types of people: those who stop the microwave with one second left, and those who let it ding.

 

[Dave Boyle]

 

[mark wlker]

I too was once a male trapped in a female body…but then my mother gave birth .

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Mukman]

I tried to come up with a good OJ joke this morning, but ultimately the juice wasn’t worth the squeeze.

 

[Jacob Watrous]

I tried to come up with a good OJ joke this morning, but ultimately the juice wasn’t worth the squeeze.

Say what you will, but at least he died knowing his ex-wife's murderer is no longer at large and his children are safe.

 

[DanielOcean]

 

[Mossback]

 

[joefromchicago]

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Two thumbs up for the Samuel Jackson one.

 

[joefromchicago]

This O.J. joke made  me cringe:

What's O.J.'s favorite soda?

Slice

 

[Herkileez]

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My allowance was being "allowed" to drag our lawnmower around the neighborhood cutting lawns....one of the most valuable life lessons I could have learned.
Being that this is a "humour" thread, I do remember that my parents laughed and laughed the one time I did mention allowance...if that counts.....

 

[Peyton00]

I think being a young kid and working a job was an early introduction/eye opener to the hourly rate of pay and the true value of time and money.

 

[Mossback]

 

[Mossback]

 

[RCF]

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Thanks I needed that.

NOT!!!