NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[Replicant]

Forgive me if this one has been posted before.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Makes me wonder what, in cat language, she thinks you are. "Watch me sneak up on this ?????"

I am her pet and am fully trained

 

[Tim L]

 

[Bambooflyguy]

Notice the first thing on that list Tim……

 

[SilverFly]

Notice the first thing on that list Tim……

I noticed that as well. Something slightly different popped into my mind...

 

[Bambooflyguy]

Now that’s some heavy duty tenkara fishing!!

 

[Ardster]

Picked up a hitchhiker yesterday.
I drive for a little while and he says, "Thanks but how do you know I'm not a serial killer?"
I glance at him and say, "Because the odds of 2 serial killers riding in the same truck are astronomical don't you think".
He didn't say anything else and got out promptly when I stopped at a light.

I'll get my coat .....................

 

[Tim L]

Notice the first thing on that list Tim……

Yes! Hotrodz to be exact

 

[Bambooflyguy]

Give that man a shot of Crown!!

 

[Mukman]

Do I want a beer?

A). Yes
B). A
C). B

 

[krusty]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

When I was a kid there were no tv phones or tablets we read the back of the cereal box at breakfast. My folks let me talk them in getting a Davey Crocket Cabin and sea monkeys!

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

The E. Jean Carroll
TOWER

now open under new management

Before anyone gets uppity. E. Jean Carroll is a new fly rod company

 

[Nonose]

If Adam and Eve were Cajun they would have killed and eaten the snake instead of eating the apple and we wouldn’t be where we are

 

[Jim in Anacortes]

I called my wife, and asked her if she had been faking orgasms.....She said "Who is this?"

 

[JudyM]

Y'all might relate:
After getting lost in the huge Costco, I couldn't find my wife after 25 minutes looking for her....

I went up to a very attractive woman and I told her: "I lost my wife."

The woman looked at me: "I don't know how talking to me is going to help you find your wife."

I said, just wait 3, 2, 1... my wife rounds the corner and said, "hey honey what are you doing?"

 

[flybill]

 

[iveofione]

View attachment 101161

...but we can see better!

 

[Mukman]

A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night.

Oof.