NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[Fourbtgait]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

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Knee pain just kicked in looking at it

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Stonedfish]

For those that have been paying attention to all the recent positive news regarding the WSDOT ferry system.

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

People often accuse me of stealing other’s jokes and being a plagiarist. Their words — not mine

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

“What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?”

“I don’t know and I don’t care.”

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

They say a Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother.

 

[_WW_]

L.A. Chargers

 

[Stonedfish]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

My Christmas stocking is empty

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Zak]

Shel Silverstein.

 

[Bagman]

It took several months of ergin just to get the local virgin with the sweet face up to my place to full around a-bit, next day she woke up rosy and she sungeled up so cosy when she asked me how I liked it I hurt me to admit. I GOT STONED AND I MISSED IT, I GOT STONED AND IT ROLLED RIGHT BY, I GOT STONED OH ME OH MY.


Shel Silverstein.

I love this guy

 

[iggie]

He did so many things. Wrote Cover of The Rolling Stone and Freakin at the Freakers Ball
by Dr Hook. Also wrote Boy Named Sue

 

[Zak]

He did so many things. Wrote Cover of The Rolling Stone and Freakin at the Freakers Ball
by Dr Hook. Also wrote Boy Named Sue

Didn't know he wrote Boy named Sue!

 

[Shawn Seeger]

 

[RCF]

 

[RCF]

 

[Mukman]

My wife says I’m getting fat.

In my defense, I’ve had a lot on my plate.