NFR Humor (No political jokes)
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Non-fishing related
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day…teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink all day…
DanielOcean
Fart! : )
Wrong all these years? I had no idea I needed a dog to stay at home and drink bourbon. Damn.......
It's more fun to share some bourbon with your dog! LOL!
joefromchicago
Steelhead
Q: What do you call it when a gas turns into a liquid?
A: Time for some new underwear.
A: Time for some new underwear.
Saw this on X (aka Twitter) must give credit to @cardiofixer for her sense of humor Enjoy!!
Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged:
SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear?
MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Kings Disoriented Are
DEMENTIA: I Think I’ll Be Home For Christmas
NARCISSISTIC: Hark, the Herald Angels Sing About Me
MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores
and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire
Hydrants and . . .
PARANOID: Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me
PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna
Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why
DEPRESSION: Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All Is Flat, All Is
Lonely
OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock….
PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: On The First Day of Christmas My True Love
Gave To Me (and then took it all away)
BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts Of Roasting On An Open Fire
#NurseHumor
Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged:
SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear?
MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Kings Disoriented Are
DEMENTIA: I Think I’ll Be Home For Christmas
NARCISSISTIC: Hark, the Herald Angels Sing About Me
MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores
and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire
Hydrants and . . .
PARANOID: Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me
PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna
Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why
DEPRESSION: Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All Is Flat, All Is
Lonely
OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock….
PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: On The First Day of Christmas My True Love
Gave To Me (and then took it all away)
BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts Of Roasting On An Open Fire
#NurseHumor
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Recently, I was super embarrassed and apologized profusely to my waiter for just blindly assuming that the restaurant would have meal options containing pork or chicken ingredients. I told him that I would order the beef and try to behave.
"That's ok" he replied. "No ham, no fowl"
"That's ok" he replied. "No ham, no fowl"
