NFR Humor (No political jokes)

[Stonedfish]

 

[flybill]

I apologize in advance.. wait, I do not! HA!!

 

[flybill]

 

[clarkman]

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Exact same sign in our bathroom at work. I work in clinical research mind you, I really hope all of my colleagues were fully aware of this prior to actually seeing it! It's also only located in the employee area.

still cracks me up every time I use that restroom.

 

[Mukman]

My wife complains that I don’t buy her flowers.

To be honest, I didn’t even know she sold flowers.

 

[Cabezon]

I apologize in advance.. wait, I do not! HA!!View attachment 91772View attachment 91774View attachment 91775View attachment 91776View attachment 91777View attachment 91778View attachment 91779View attachment 91780

Where is the "groan" emoji, dad???
Steve

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Where is the "groan" emoji, dad???
Steve

There is a need for an “Aaarrgh!” Emoji

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on pizza? Because he ate it before it was cool

 

[flybill]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Here is an aarrghumant-

A Roman walks in to a bar and says “I’ll have a martinus.”

The bartender says “you mean a martini?”

The Roman replies “no, if I wanted a double I would have asked for one

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Becoming vegetarian was a huge missed steak

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

Did you hear that the Devil is going bald? Yeah, there’s gonna be hell toupee

 

[flybill]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

I had a cartoon series in our Camas HS magazine Free Air…about 1968 -69

 

[Capt Insano Emeritis]

I had a cartoon series in our Camas HS magazine Free Air…View attachment 91865

This is a case where the punchline can only be appreciated by very old people. Congrats old people! Now I am only gonna get attention from old people! Damn!

 

[Mossback]

 

[flybill]

 

[Mukman]

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station.