NFR Humor (No political jokes)
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Non-fishing related
Well, Not really humor, but:
A lady worked at a meat distribution factory.
One day, when she finished with her work
schedule, she went into the meat cold room
(Freezer) to inspect something, but in a
moment of misfortune, the door closed and
she was locked inside with no help in sight.
Although she screamed and knocked with
all her might, her cries went unheard as no
one could hear her. Most of the workers had
already gone, and outside the cold room it's
impossible to hear what was going on
inside.
Five hours later, whilst she was at the verge
of death, the security guard of the factory
eventually opened the door.
She was miraculously saved from dying that
day.
When she later asked the security guard
how he had come to open the door, which
wasn't his usual work routine.
His explanation: "I've been working in this
factory for 35 years, hundreds of workers
come in and out every day, but you're one of
the few who greet me in the morning and
say goodbye to me every night when leaving
after work. Many treat me as if I'm invisible.
Today, as you reported for work, like all
other days, you greeted me in your simple
manner 'Hello'. But this evening after
working hours, I curiously observed that I
had not heard your "Bye, see you
tomorrow".
Hence, I decided to check around the
factory. I look forward to your 'hi' and 'bye'
every day because they remind me that I am
someone.
By not hearing your farewell today, I knew
something had happened. That's why I was
searching every where for you."
Be humble, love and respect those around
you. Try to have an impact on people who
cross your path every day, you never know
what tomorrow will bring..
Stay Blessed.
A lady worked at a meat distribution factory.
One day, when she finished with her work
schedule, she went into the meat cold room
(Freezer) to inspect something, but in a
moment of misfortune, the door closed and
she was locked inside with no help in sight.
Although she screamed and knocked with
all her might, her cries went unheard as no
one could hear her. Most of the workers had
already gone, and outside the cold room it's
impossible to hear what was going on
inside.
Five hours later, whilst she was at the verge
of death, the security guard of the factory
eventually opened the door.
She was miraculously saved from dying that
day.
When she later asked the security guard
how he had come to open the door, which
wasn't his usual work routine.
His explanation: "I've been working in this
factory for 35 years, hundreds of workers
come in and out every day, but you're one of
the few who greet me in the morning and
say goodbye to me every night when leaving
after work. Many treat me as if I'm invisible.
Today, as you reported for work, like all
other days, you greeted me in your simple
manner 'Hello'. But this evening after
working hours, I curiously observed that I
had not heard your "Bye, see you
tomorrow".
Hence, I decided to check around the
factory. I look forward to your 'hi' and 'bye'
every day because they remind me that I am
someone.
By not hearing your farewell today, I knew
something had happened. That's why I was
searching every where for you."
Be humble, love and respect those around
you. Try to have an impact on people who
cross your path every day, you never know
what tomorrow will bring..
Stay Blessed.
Capt Insano Emeritis
Legend
joefromchicago
Steelhead
Judy Tenuda (R.I.P.) on why you shouldn't take a girl camping:
"Don't you just hate it when you're walking through the woods and you trip over a dead body?
Yeah, it's scary, because you know that's not where you left it."
"Don't you just hate it when you're walking through the woods and you trip over a dead body?
Yeah, it's scary, because you know that's not where you left it."
joefromchicago
Steelhead
More fun facts: Did you know w is the only letter that takes more than one syllable to identify and sounds nothing like it's pronunciation? Why didn't they just call it wuh ?
Because it's a double "U". Although, depending on how it's written, it can be a double "V," which is exactly what it's called in French.More fun facts: Did you know w is the only letter that takes more than one syllable to identify and sounds nothing like it's pronunciation? Why didn't they just call it wuh ?
Yeah...I know all about the W.
Or a dub, as in U dub..More fun facts: Did you know w is the only letter that takes more than one syllable to identify and sounds nothing like it's pronunciation? Why didn't they just call it wuh ?
joefromchicago
Steelhead
Yeah, but the French are famous for adding letters they don't even pronounce.
And, yes, I know why they do that.
Yeah, but the French are famous for adding letters they don't even pronounce.
And, yes, I know why they do that.
joefromchicago
Steelhead
I use this one whenever someone asks me to pronounce something, because you spell it the second way and pronounce it the first, so, who knows how to pronounce things.
Sort of like is it Seltics or Keltics for the Boston nba team.
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