NFR Humor (No political jokes)
- Thread starter Buzzy
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Non-fishing related
Who's Lawrence Welk?
Trout Trekker
Steelhead
Porter2
Legend
Oh that shit gets me some time. Is that a traffic light in the scene or not? Wait is that a stop sign? That could be a bridge or maybe not? The crosswalk is one of the harder ones to decipher. I really can’t tell on some these type of things???
And when I miss I get sent to that place where you grab a number and wait your turn to resolve your issue with someone who sends you back to react to what you see and asks you to mark the boxes that contain invisible ghosts. WTF? Is that a Steven Wright moment or not? Or worse?
Whats Geritol...?
Whats Geritol...?
Dr. Magill
Life of the Party
I read it “tired blood?”
Ingredients
Invert Sugar, Purified Water, Alcohol (12%), Brewers Yeast, Ferric Ammonium Citrate, Caramel Color, Choline Bitartrate, Niacinamide, Citric Acid, DL-Methionine, Thiamine HCl, Riboflavin, D-Panthenol, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Benzoic Acid (Preservative), Sodium Hydroxide, Pyridoxine HCl.
It's 12% alcohol...couple of shots before breakfast, another at lunch, maybe one to stave off the 3 o'clock blahs...
Invert Sugar, Purified Water, Alcohol (12%), Brewers Yeast, Ferric Ammonium Citrate, Caramel Color, Choline Bitartrate, Niacinamide, Citric Acid, DL-Methionine, Thiamine HCl, Riboflavin, D-Panthenol, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Benzoic Acid (Preservative), Sodium Hydroxide, Pyridoxine HCl.
It's 12% alcohol...couple of shots before breakfast, another at lunch, maybe one to stave off the 3 o'clock blahs...
DanielOcean
Fart! : )
Dr. Magill
Life of the Party
Mexican lady had twins.
Called one Jose and the other Josb.
Called one Jose and the other Josb.
Capt Insano Emeritis
Legend
Really,
OMG, only in Washougal! You will not believe what just happened. I pulled into a gas station to get some gas. And as I was walking in the store to pay, I noticed a Police Officer parked on the side of the building. He was watching this woman who was smoking a cigarette while pumping her gas. Of course I'd saw her, and thought, you dumb ass!
Anyway, I go inside, pay and as the cashier gives me my receipt, I hear somebody screaming. I look out the window and see the woman's arm is on fire. She was swinging her arm and running around like a crazy lady. I quickly ran outside; the police officer had the lady on the ground, and was putting the fire out with his coffee.
Then he handcuffed her and put her in the back of his car. I thought to myself, "What kind of person smokes while pumping gas?!?! Did she really think nothing was going to happen?!?!
And being the inquisitive person I can be, I asked the officer what he was charging her with? He looked me dead in the face, and said, "WAVING A FIREARM!!!!"
OMG, only in Washougal! You will not believe what just happened. I pulled into a gas station to get some gas. And as I was walking in the store to pay, I noticed a Police Officer parked on the side of the building. He was watching this woman who was smoking a cigarette while pumping her gas. Of course I'd saw her, and thought, you dumb ass!
Anyway, I go inside, pay and as the cashier gives me my receipt, I hear somebody screaming. I look out the window and see the woman's arm is on fire. She was swinging her arm and running around like a crazy lady. I quickly ran outside; the police officer had the lady on the ground, and was putting the fire out with his coffee.
Then he handcuffed her and put her in the back of his car. I thought to myself, "What kind of person smokes while pumping gas?!?! Did she really think nothing was going to happen?!?!
And being the inquisitive person I can be, I asked the officer what he was charging her with? He looked me dead in the face, and said, "WAVING A FIREARM!!!!"
Is there a groan emoji?!Really,
OMG, only in Washougal! You will not believe what just happened. I pulled into a gas station to get some gas. And as I was walking in the store to pay, I noticed a Police Officer parked on the side of the building. He was watching this woman who was smoking a cigarette while pumping her gas. Of course I'd saw her, and thought, you dumb ass!
Anyway, I go inside, pay and as the cashier gives me my receipt, I hear somebody screaming. I look out the window and see the woman's arm is on fire. She was swinging her arm and running around like a crazy lady. I quickly ran outside; the police officer had the lady on the ground, and was putting the fire out with his coffee.
Then he handcuffed her and put her in the back of his car. I thought to myself, "What kind of person smokes while pumping gas?!?! Did she really think nothing was going to happen?!?!
And being the inquisitive person I can be, I asked the officer what he was charging her with? He looked me dead in the face, and said, "WAVING A FIREARM!!!!"
Couple of rigs I saw in the Home Depot parking lot tonight.
SF
SF
Capt Insano Emeritis
Legend
Ghastly
I REALLY want this to be true.Really,
OMG, only in Washougal! You will not believe what just happened. I pulled into a gas station to get some gas. And as I was walking in the store to pay, I noticed a Police Officer parked on the side of the building. He was watching this woman who was smoking a cigarette while pumping her gas. Of course I'd saw her, and thought, you dumb ass!
Anyway, I go inside, pay and as the cashier gives me my receipt, I hear somebody screaming. I look out the window and see the woman's arm is on fire. She was swinging her arm and running around like a crazy lady. I quickly ran outside; the police officer had the lady on the ground, and was putting the fire out with his coffee.
Then he handcuffed her and put her in the back of his car. I thought to myself, "What kind of person smokes while pumping gas?!?! Did she really think nothing was going to happen?!?!
And being the inquisitive person I can be, I asked the officer what he was charging her with? He looked me dead in the face, and said, "WAVING A FIREARM!!!!"
Capt Insano Emeritis
Legend
Okay it sure is