NFR Humor (No political jokes)

Non-fishing related
A successful rancher died and properly left his estate to his young wife. She was very good-looking and was determined to keep the ranch; however, she knew very little about ranching and decided, of necessity, to seek a knowledgeable assistant.
Two cowboys applied: One was gay; the other a drunk.
After due diligence, she hired the gay man, considering that his sexual proclivities were of no consequence, especially when compared to the drunk.
The new hire proved to be a superb worker who knew a lot about ranching.
For several weeks, the two of them worked diligently and conditions across the ranch’s many acres greatly improved. Thus, the widow said to her assistant, "You are doing a really good job and I am very pleased at the improvements that you have made. You should take a break by going into town and kicking up your heels."
The assistant readily agreed and went into town the next Saturday night.
One AM came, however, and he did not return.
Two AM, and no assistant.
Finally around 3AM, he returned, and upon entering the ranch house, he found the widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
Trembling, he did as directed.
"Take off my boots," she said
He did as she said, ever so slowly.
"Take off my socks," she directed.
He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
Then she said, "Take off my skirt,"
He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
"Take off my bra,” she directed.
With trembling hands, he did as directed and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said, "If you wear my clothes into town again, you will be fired."
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