Mukman
Life of the Party
A pastor decides to skip services on Sunday so he could go fly fishing. On Saturday, he tells his associate he’s sick and away he goes.
As he makes his first cast, the wind catches his fly and drops it much further in the river than he has ever thrown it before, right on the nose of a 12 pound steelhead buck. The fight lasts for about 15 minutes, with plenty of hard dashes and runs, but the pastor finally nets the beauty and releases it.
At this point, St Peter turns to God and says, “Why did you do that? This man lied and is playing hookey from his flock!”
And the Lord replied, “Yes, but who is he going to tell?”
As he makes his first cast, the wind catches his fly and drops it much further in the river than he has ever thrown it before, right on the nose of a 12 pound steelhead buck. The fight lasts for about 15 minutes, with plenty of hard dashes and runs, but the pastor finally nets the beauty and releases it.
At this point, St Peter turns to God and says, “Why did you do that? This man lied and is playing hookey from his flock!”
And the Lord replied, “Yes, but who is he going to tell?”
