NFR Humor (No political jokes)

Non-fishing related

Jesus is in control dude, Jesus is in control.
 
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Oh god, this just got better. Was watching a news segment titled 'Pooches on Pot' and as I was loading this up to say isn't that a great name for a psych band, they went on to describe one of the symptoms of a dog on pot as dribbling urine.


And I thought I was just getting old.😂
 
Pretty sure I saw this on the old site and it may have even been posted in this thread previously. The funny thing is I posted it on FB a while back and had multiple people reach out to me to ask if I was OK. Didn't read past the first couple of sentences I guess.

I'm posting this with a heavy heart...

As much as I love my fly fishing addiction, it takes up too much of my time and I am struggling to keep up with the everyday basics such as cleaning and maintaining my home, so something has to give. I will be re-homing most of my stuff.
Please don't ask any questions, as I can't handle talking about it.

Below is a list of what's available .All FREE of charge, but to good homes only. Serious inquiries only, please.
Thanks for reading and understanding...

1. Dustpan and broom
2. Sponges
3. Dusters
4. Mop and bucket
5. Window cleaner
6. Vacuum cleaner
7. Dish washing liquid
8. Laundry detergent
9. Fabric softener
10. Laundry baskets
11. Toilet brush
12. Cleaning sprays
13. Scrubbing brushes
14. Lawn Mower
 
JudyM said:
Funny thing, that is where I go shopping first.
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I'm not sure if they put up the same message at each store, but the one on Lake City Way in Seattle seems to have a new humorous message up quite frequently.
SF
 
A state trooper pulls a car over with two elderly women for speeding. He says "Did you know you were going 95 miles an hour?" The driver says " Yes. That's what the sign said". The trooper says "This is highway 95, and that sign is not the speed limit". Just then the passenger spoke up and said "Hell, we just got off Highway 128."
 
Jack, an avid fly fisherman, found the girl of his dreams and they were married after a whirlwind courtship in Montana. When they got back to their new home in the city she said,

“Now that we’re married maybe it’s time we worked on the house, got better jobs and you could get rid of all that stupid fishing gear”

Jack got a quizzical look on his face staring at her…she said, “Darling, what’s wrong?”

He said, ”Well for a minute there you were starting to sound like my ex wife.”

"EX WIFE!…You never told me you were married before!!!”

“I wasn’t.” he said and went back to tying flies.
 
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