Dried pinto and black beans soaked overnight. Drain and rinse. 1 chopped onion, 1 jalapeño at least, 2 cans chopped green chili, 2cans tomatoes, 2tsp cumin, 2 bay leaves, chili powder to taste ( add more anytime), enough chicken broth mix for 2cups broth, and about 2 tbsp lemon juice. Toss in crock pot withe the bone and some chunks of ham you appropriate as is your right in the morning, eat about 7 after adjusting seasoning to your taste. About 1/2 cup of red wine or bourbon (or both, what the hell) is a legitimate addition. As is brown sugar. Eat with anything, more bbq, a fried egg on top, whatever.