First outing and first cluster of the year

OK, Sunday I went to a local lake for my first stillwater outing this year. I know it's late, but... I grabbed my stuff, glanced in the bag for relevant tackle, tossed the pontoon on the truck and was on the road about 8.

Got to the lake about 9 and there was hardly anyone there. Bank fishers as usual but no bait guys, so maybe the signage is working. I noted when loading up the pontoon I was missing some things. A couple of tippet spools, bobber box, and my pontoon anchor among them. Hmm. I did have my waders and fins, so, what the hell. On the water 9:30.

Lake way down. I head northeast for a while, trolling a leech pattern, and desperately wanting to fish chironomids. Minimal surface action in evidence, one other angler in an unusual watercraft (inflatable yak?, elongated watermaster???) but he ain't actually burning up the air with fish action either.

I kick around for an hour and head back southwest to fish chirionomids intending on using a big ol' hopper pattern for a bobber. Now I'm in range of the launch, and hilarity ensues. If you've ever seen the Qualified Captian website, this was it. Fun starts with a dude producing some kind of inflatable device right in the middle of the ramp and pumping it up with a barrel hand pump. Car, everything all around. New arrival has raft on trailer, works hard to launch around this guy, and sound being what it is I'm privy to the conversations from about 1/4 mile. Words are generally collegial, but it's clear the new arrival is a bit annoyed and the Dude is none too happy folks are "pushing" him. Raft launches, guy gets aboard with kid and goes his merry way. Dude with inflatable still pumping. Next guy has pontoon, avoids the ramp proper and threads the needle between the bank anglers and the ramp, clearly not his first rodeo, he's on his way in like 10 minutes. Last guy I could watch launched a really nice drift boat, looked brand new. He arrives at the ramp just as Dude moves his car and stuff and finally gets on the water. Drift boat guy has a significant other with a dog who are helping him back up the trailer and launch. It's clear he hasn't launched yet this year, and maybe not for a couple. Sound travels, I'm struggling with my chironomid setup and after about a half hour of this I am laughing so hard I gotta go pee.

I am reminded of the recent meme "Trailers backed: $20".

So no fish, plenty entertainment, and now I',m going to get my tackle organized better for criminy sakes.
 
I’m a newbie when it comes to launching a boat I normally take at least two try’s backdown the ramp, so I can’t bitch too much but. The best thing I ever saw was on a trip with @Nick Clayton, we were going after halibut and the ramp had two boats at a time launching. A guy with a very nice and very big boat that he was towing with a small SUV I believe it was a 4 wheeler Drive. He was backing down and head toward another boat in the other lane so he hit the breaks and the boat was pulling him to the water and his SUV is sliding down the ramp almost sideways. I’m not sure how he pulled it out but he had a lot of people very upset. I could look because I could just see both boats crashing and holding up a lot of upset fishermen.
 
I'm late to this gigglefest, but it's bringing back so many great memories of boat ramp awesomeness!

One favorite of my brother and me was a day out at PA at the boat ramp by The Hook. There was a restaurant with a view of the ramp, and we were eating breakfast at a window seat along with other patrons enjoying the free entertainment.

Some poor bassturd was solo launching ... without taking the back straps off the boat. We could see them but he had no idea. He kept back down and hitting the brakes trying to shoot the boat off the trailer. He finally backed way down the ramp until the boat was floating and floating the trailer with it!

Ahhh good times
 
Some of the past WDFW-contracted engineers designing the boat launches, parking lots and ramps were absolute sadists. I bet the bastards are still laughing today.
 
Some of the past WDFW-contracted engineers designing the boat launches, parking lots and ramps were absolute sadists. I bet the bastards are still laughing today.
The COE guys that came up with this one should be doing penance somewhere. Just plain terrible.
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