SFR Aliens, Bigfoot, and other unexplained phenomena!

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Thank you, Mr Butler, for saying this.

Rationally this should not exist. I’ve been trying to disprove what I’ve saw almost 20 years, but my only explanation is that I saw a Sasquatch.

It’s weird as shit when you see something that’s not supposed to exist.
Your description of the upper body is so spot on. I saw it waist up above the brush, and that arm you described threw a rock. Not like a person throws.
Bear, no. And it would have to be a huge person in a Hollywood quality suit. But the overwherlming decaying animal smell mixed with unwashed teenager in an uncleened outhouse in hot weather smell?
Our boss told me not to comment on it in our daily report, as it went to the forest service. Merle and I didn't talk much about it in the years after either, but every once in a while it would come up.
We're both certain we saw bigfoot. Sure it could have been something else, but every option is really as irrational as what we saw.
 
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I like the explanation given by Rich G in the Piscatorial Pursuits forum. Sasquatch are inter-dimensional creatures that mostly inhabit a dimension different than our own. They intermittently cross into our dimension where they are occasionally seen by humans. This perfectly explains the lack of sasquatch sign if they only inhabit our dimension infrequently. Of course this explanation requires that inter-dimensionality exists. Since that is beyond the physics that most of us are familiar with, who knows? And why cross over to our dimension? Huckleberry season?
 
Samsquanch poops at the event horizon then I guess....In this context, an interdimensional event horizon could be a theoretical concept where a similar boundary exists, allowing or preventing travel between different dimensions.
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But only on Tuesday...
 
Your description of the upper body is so spot on. I saw it waist up above the brush, and that arm you described threw a rock. Not like a person throws.
Bear, no. And it would have to be a huge person in a Hollywood quality suit. But the overwherlming decaying animal smell mixed with unwashed teenager in an uncleened outhouse in hot weather smell?
Our boss told me not to comment on it in our daily report, as it went to the forest service. Merle and I didn't talk much about it in the years after either, but every once in a while it would come up.
We're both certain we saw bigfoot. Sure it could have been something else, but every option is really as irrational as what we saw.
Have you considered that you maybe just saw (and smelled) Jim Travers?
 
Take an airplane ride south over Oregon and California. There is so much raw undisturbed forest that I could disappear if I knew the woods as well as a Sasquatch would.
You really can’t tell what is undisturbed and what’s not from an airplane. More than 80% of that forest has been cut down and is second or third growth. Which is not to say that our big friend can’t hide in that forest, but you’d think there would have been more encounters when it was cut down the first time.

Last time I went camping on the Olympic peninsula I took the book with me. Reading it by headlamp in a tent definitely added to the vibe!

 
And why cross over to our dimension? Huckleberry season?
Yeah, great question.

As far as motive for crossing the space time continuum maybe there's something we're missing about huckleberries? Like why they only seem to be for sale in National Park gift shops as marginal tasting treacle/jam/candy? IF huckleberries underpinned the whole thing, why wouldn't they target the processed huckleberry products through the supply chain? Seems like when the trucks deliver to the huckleberry smelters, that's the highest yield pirating, right at the entrance choke point. That's probably where you would need surveillance.

The thing is, those trucks never seem to go missing, at least as far as I am aware.

Take it a step further though, what about the bipedal food foragers? Those 5000 foot foragers are among the most observant people out there. If huckleberries, morels, truffles, etc are - like in Dune- the spice- well I would think someone like Langdon Cook (plug for Landon's books here) is going to have a tale to tell. Alternatively, if anyone's getting probed, that group seems high risk...

Which perhaps leads to a more concrete theory for motive. Maybe it's not rocks or minerals like Evan says. The Shroom Foragers, well they seem pretty normal, albeit super fascinated by nomenclatures, but they know you can ingest something that is a little on the weird side, start hallucinating, see things that perhaps we don't think are real... Maybe they are seeing into the other dimension perhaps, maybe opening a wormhole to travel beyond their earthly confines...Now that.... that seems more of a motive for forest walkers from another dimension.

Or maybe it is a little less spacy, a little more neurological.

The point is made above by Travis and Tom- whom I think we all would agree are credible- The point made that these forest walkers lack arm swinging. From a Neurological perspective it means there is a fundamental lack of cross brain connectivity that works at midline for legs, but not lateral for arms. So we know there is corpus callosum or its equivalent connecting right and left hemisphere allowing bipedal alternating motion. We know there is a coordination center that regulates and reverses leg swing through a timing mechanism. we know that there is an anti-gravity and pro balance center that's intact. But there is a blockade for arm crossover.


The arms are clearly not vestigial organs (most vestigial organs are solitary- think appendix, coccyx) because why waste development on two large items like long hairy arms? they must be there for something. So... It it is not a wiring issue, we know that because the alternating motion for the legs works...there has to be some neurotransmission failures unique to arm circuitry. Maybe the psilocybinoid shrooms allow the passage of those signals. they are in essence, reanimation fuel...

Maybe, and bear with me here, They cannot effectively pilot their ships or navigate wormholes without their arms. They have to walk among us, without swinging their arms, till they find the shrooms that let them re-animate their arms, turn on the valves and compressors, hoist the sails, fire the boilers, pull the proverbial oars in the space galley that work their "ships" to catapult back to their other worlds....While they are with us, they are slightly paralyzed castaways looking for shrooms, they are not well in a basic motor sense, and yet they remain canny and full of sneaky guile suggesting the hallucinatory properties that affect us while on shrooms may not affect them. They don't make mistakes like we might when on shrooms, their associative and abstract cortex is working just fine, it's straight up bilateral primary arm motor control that is lacking.

Which....I can't believe I didn't think of this sooner...might underpin the fascination with the GI tract in probed abductees. Maybe this probing is an attempt to reclaim the undigested psilocybin/chitin mix when foraging is particularly tricky? Maybe they think we are way more prone to eating in-bulk foraged psychodelic mushrooms than we really are? Maybe the reason the ships do the beaming up and probing is the ones on the ships are just looking for the shrooms, they aren't weak yet. The ones on the ground though, they are weak, they know they can't probe and certainly can't attack. So they resort to trickery, kicking things, making noises, they make us think they are a danger when really the ones on the ground are pretty vulnerable and super shy because of it.

(Speaking of foragers, independent of the absolutely huge and jaw dropping scoop Jeffrey Goldberg has in this week's Atlantic magazine, there is also a killer article on how mushroom ingestions (false morels) may underpin clusters of ALS (Lou Gherig's disease) in a French Mountain town. The Atlantic has been putting out some really good stuff lately...)
 
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Dead serious thread.

I would like to read your stories. Stories of a time when you experienced something weird out there that you have difficulty explaining. Did you ever see a UFO while camping? Tell the story of that one time you experienced some super spooky stuff! Have you ever been hiking through the woods, and have that feeling that you are being watched?

@Nick Clayton with your huge career, have you every seen some weird shit? Ever been on a boat way out away from light pollution and something happened?

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I once heard that O.D.F.W. might get their act together.
 
You really can’t tell what is undisturbed and what’s not from an airplane. More than 80% of that forest has been cut down and is second or third growth. Which is not to say that our big friend can’t hide in that forest, but you’d think there would have been more encounters when it was cut down the first time.

Last time I went camping on the Olympic peninsula I took the book with me. Reading it by headlamp in a tent definitely added to the vibe!

That’s a great book! Some people don’t realize the author is Mel Brooks’ son
 
You really can’t tell what is undisturbed and what’s not from an airplane. More than 80% of that forest has been cut down and is second or third growth. Which is not to say that our big friend can’t hide in that forest, but you’d think there would have been more encounters when it was cut down the first time.

Last time I went camping on the Olympic peninsula I took the book with me. Reading it by headlamp in a tent definitely added to the vibe!

well, there have been many encounters if you believe what people report lol
 
Yeah, great question.

As far as motive for crossing the space time continuum maybe there's something we're missing about huckleberries? Like why they only seem to be for sale in National Park gift shops as marginal tasting treacle/jam/candy? IF huckleberries underpinned the whole thing, why wouldn't they target the processed huckleberry products through the supply chain? Seems like when the trucks deliver to the huckleberry smelters, that's the highest yield pirating, right at the entrance choke point. That's probably where you would need surveillance.

The thing is, those trucks never seem to go missing, at least as far as I am aware.

Take it a step further though, what about the bipedal food foragers? Those 5000 foot foragers are among the most observant people out there. If huckleberries, morels, truffles, etc are - like in Dune- the spice- well I would think someone like Langdon Cook (plug for Landon's books here) is going to have a tale to tell. Alternatively, if anyone's getting probed, that group seems high risk...

Which perhaps leads to a more concrete theory for motive. Maybe it's not rocks or minerals like Evan says. The Shroom Foragers, well they seem pretty normal, albeit super fascinated by nomenclatures, but they know you can ingest something that is a little on the weird side, start hallucinating, see things that perhaps we don't think are real... Maybe they are seeing into the other dimension perhaps, maybe opening a wormhole to travel beyond their earthly confines...Now that.... that seems more of a motive for forest walkers from another dimension.

Or maybe it is a little less spacy, a little more neurological.

The point is made above by Travis and Tom- whom I think we all would agree are credible- The point made that these forest walkers lack arm swinging. From a Neurological perspective it means there is a fundamental lack of cross brain connectivity that works at midline for legs, but not lateral for arms. So we know there is corpus callosum or its equivalent connecting right and left hemisphere allowing bipedal alternating motion. We know there is a coordination center that regulates and reverses leg swing through a timing mechanism. we know that there is an anti-gravity and pro balance center that's intact. But there is a blockade for arm crossover.


The arms are clearly not vestigial organs (most vestigial organs are solitary- think appendix, coccyx) because why waste development on two large items like long hairy arms? they must be there for something. So... It it is not a wiring issue, we know that because the alternating motion for the legs works...there has to be some neurotransmission failures unique to arm circuitry. Maybe the psilocybinoid shrooms allow the passage of those signals. they are in essence, reanimation fuel...

Maybe, and bear with me here, They cannot effectively pilot their ships or navigate wormholes without their arms. They have to walk among us, without swinging their arms, till they find the shrooms that let them re-animate their arms, turn on the valves and compressors, hoist the sails, fire the boilers, pull the proverbial oars in the space galley that work their "ships" to catapult back to their other worlds....While they are with us, they are slightly paralyzed castaways looking for shrooms, they are not well in a basic motor sense, and yet they remain canny and full of sneaky guile suggesting the hallucinatory properties that affect us while on shrooms may not affect them. They don't make mistakes like we might when on shrooms, their associative and abstract cortex is working just fine, it's straight up bilateral primary arm motor control that is lacking.

Which....I can't believe I didn't think of this sooner...might underpin the fascination with the GI tract in probed abductees. Maybe this probing is an attempt to reclaim the undigested psilocybin/chitin mix when foraging is particularly tricky? Maybe they think we are way more prone to eating in-bulk foraged psychodelic mushrooms than we really are? Maybe the reason the ships do the beaming up and probing is the ones on the ships are just looking for the shrooms, they aren't weak yet. The ones on the ground though, they are weak, they know they can't probe and certainly can't attack. So they resort to trickery, kicking things, making noises, they make us think they are a danger when really the ones on the ground are pretty vulnerable and super shy because of it.

(Speaking of foragers, independent of the absolutely huge and jaw dropping scoop Jeffrey Goldberg has in this week's Atlantic magazine, there is also a killer article on how mushroom ingestions (false morels) may underpin clusters of ALS (Lou Gherig's disease) in a French Mountain town. The Atlantic has been putting out some really good stuff lately...)
Or maybe they're just horny..
 
For those who have a more than passing, but not physically involved interest in Bigfoot, there's Expedition Bigfoot on TV.

Current season has some interesting episodes, especially the IR, and daylight footage Russell got, as well as the LIDAR images captured by Bryce. In both cases, yes arms were swinging and not stuck straight back like some moronic Naruto run technique.

Do I believe? I'm fascinated by the idea, yes, but I'm not gonna go out on a limb either way. I mean, sure, we're fooling ourselves if we think we're the only living things in the universe. If we can exist here, on this rock with its rich diversity of life why can't Bigfoot ? Or for that matter, Vorlons ??

What I think we're seeing is an outgrowth of humankind not wanting to be "alone"
 
The woods of north america are crawling with rifle toting deer hunters for two months every year. You would think one unlucky Squatch would poke his/her head out in front of a trigger happy deer hunter and boom, there is your evidence. Still waiting.
 
The woods of north america are crawling with rifle toting deer hunters for two months every year. You would think one unlucky Squatch would poke his/her head out in front of a trigger happy deer hunter and boom, there is your evidence. Still waiting.
I know it hasnt reached your burden of proof, and that is fair, but that's literally what like 6 people here have said. They were in the woods doing woods stuff and saw a sasquatch. Just food for thought
 
I know it hasnt reached your burden of proof, and that is fair, but that's literally what like 6 people here have said. They were in the woods doing woods stuff and saw a sasquatch. Just food for thought
I know a guy that had a sighting of a mother with a baby on its back. He watched them through a scoped deer rifle for a few minutes. He said it never even occurred to him to pull the trigger. The thought never crossed his mind
 
I like the explanation given by Rich G in the Piscatorial Pursuits forum. Sasquatch are inter-dimensional creatures that mostly inhabit a dimension different than our own. They intermittently cross into our dimension where they are occasionally seen by humans. This perfectly explains the lack of sasquatch sign if they only inhabit our dimension infrequently. Of course this explanation requires that inter-dimensionality exists. Since that is beyond the physics that most of us are familiar with, who knows? And why cross over to our dimension? Huckleberry season?

I am going to piggy back your post.

Why are they only/mostly viewed out in nowhere land? If they can come and go as they please, then why aren't they hanging out down by the waterfront enjoying the beautiful sunset?
What are they doing up in the woods?
 
What are they doing up in the woods?
The logical inference - to the extent there is any logic regarding an inter-dimensional creature - is that they are forest dwellers. Forests are their natural habitat, regardless of which dimension they are in. Ergo, never seen down on the Seattle waterfront, but if they were, there's no shortage of the type of people down there who would readily swear that they saw them.
 
The logical inference - to the extent there is any logic regarding an inter-dimensional creature - is that they are forest dwellers. Forests are their natural habitat, regardless of which dimension they are in. Ergo, never seen down on the Seattle waterfront, but if they were, there's no shortage of the type of people down there who would readily swear that they saw them.
Would the Abominable Snow Man be from the same dimension as Bigfoot?
They seem to inhabit different environments, and yet appear to be the same creature with different coats.
 
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